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My compilation of Chinese car crashes from the final 2 weeks of March :marseysalutechina:

truly beautiful intro from @natsuki_

red circles: not mine

total length of videos i had the pleasure of sitting through to make this one: 14.5 hours

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they actually can't drive, knew it

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The entire time watching this i thought my stereotype of Asian drivers was wrong. Now its confirmed

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I don't know why, but for some reason, whenever I see Chinese getting mowed down, I never have this little I feel sorry for them feeling. Like, I guess, since there are 1.4 billion of them, I guess I just think this is a drop in the ocean. Plus they all look look the same. For some reason, if that happens let's say in Europe, or USA I get that I feel bad feeling.

I guess that makes me an asshole but it's a funny feeling.

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You mimic the bystanders' indifference - in China if you help someone, it's interpreted as legally accepting fault for the victim's injury

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LMAAOO

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This is me, after watching the China hit video, there is always news like this on my Google

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17121371769273822.webp

Lol

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I love it! Thank you for your hard work in satisfying us!!!!! Big love to you! 🎀

https://media.giphy.com/media/qCT06WLJURMyfsEi2r/giphy.webp https://media.giphy.com/media/qCT06WLJURMyfsEi2r/giphy.webp

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bro actually made a intro :skull:

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it was lowkey fire and i dont even fuck w anime

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yeah I'll admit its really well done but that kinda is my point its a gore site not youtube

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China must keep moving forward, no time for brakes, comrades! :marseysalutechina: :marseytank:

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Asians are terrible drivers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm not being mean or racist, that is just a straight up fact..

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When you see a driver do something in traffic that's completely, jaw-droppingly unbelievable, it's often an older Asian woman driving. And they always get away with it, at least when I'm around, going on their merry way never realizing they almost caused a four-car pileup.

This is not racism on my part either, just observations gathered during 37 years of driving being a daily part of the various jobs I've had.

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Just something about having eyes that barely open?

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Awesome post! I am really enjoying them, I don't really think that's the correct word, but they are very informative…

Like it's shocking how casual some of these people are with their lives, and others as well… I almost feel the hits are intentional, like how around here some people just irrationally hate people on bicycles, maybe there is some hate towards pedestrians, or people moving to slow, or something who knows…

Either way, madness, my head would be on a swivel if I lived there

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Typical mainlander behavior 👍🏻

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To the people saying some of these look like they're on purpose

Its actually a phenomenon

There is many cases of drivers killing pedestrians on their lanes like it was gta (for reasons like rage, jealousy or some shit)

For cases where a driver "accidentally" kills one pedestrian, its cheaper in the long run to kill a pedestrian than injuring/disabling them. dont fly to china

Highly suggest to watch the video Its murder season in China

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:nerd:

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or, it was just an accident. i guess if you love watching those people on youtube who make a job out of shitting on china it is easy to lose perspective

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Thats fair criticism but I dont watch them actually , and his rants about "the chinese gov dosent give a fuck about its people" are exagerrated

China still has alot of problems especially mental health, theres some push to fix it atleast

Still some laws are too light especially towards animal abuse which is common and an industry

There is certantly a large number of chinese who are really apathethic and living there can be stressful so some do turn to horrible acts, you can't deny the possibility of intentional hits

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yes, obviously they could be intentional, but vehicular homicide does not exist only in china. i doubt any of the ones in the comp are intentional

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Some just looked intentional :marseyunamused:

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It's amazing just how many human bodies can stay alive despite the complete absence of the prefrontal cortex.

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Yo, that was really good!!

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Was in China for 24 hours only and saw like 5 tuktuks going like 20km/h on a big ass highway, so it doesn't surprise me all these accidents.

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chinese citizens doing world a service by accelerating their population decline :marseythumbsup:

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Very interesting to say the least.. most of these look like intentional murders

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Even when they look both ways seeing cars and trucks coming they continue to try and cross the road very smart

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:nikocadoavocadodance:

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what a fuckign banger

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Wtf is an x fan doing here bro

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Amazing collection. They make Russians look like good drivers and that's really hard to get one's head around.

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sog ur so hot thx for this

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damn where did they get their license? a Frito lay bag?

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Good work, once again

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Lol everyone saying these "look" intentional, thats because they are, happens every year and keeps getting worse. Anyone in the comments saying otherwise are either retarded or ccp drone using vpn.

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I swear their drivers test is just asking them if they know how to start a car Jesus Christ xd

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This is why you have to be hella careful when going anywhere in China. Nowhere near a road is safe because everyone drives like maniacs or retards

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3otPoo8NDLOmzvTJF6/giphy.webp

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Reer wecks

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When theres so many of them youre bound to hit at least 1

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High speed

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Truly a moraless society (just like the USA)

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One thing I've learned on this site is, when vehicles crash, they give zero fucks what happens to people.

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thanks for the comp soggy cereals

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Looks like a compilation of the last 20 years. No way that amount of stupidity within 2 weeks, in a single country... considering no more than 0,1% of all crashes get on video.

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if i know it wasnt from the appropriate time span i didnt include it. it is impossible to tell for sure because a lot have time stamps removed, but i usually check with reverse image search and others. inevitably, old stuff makes it in, but more often than not it was only recently uploaded to the chinese internet

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I fully trust your compilation, my point was so much crash in so small period of time.

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yeah, they really like posting videos for some reason :p

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Is it because everyone's sleep deprived over there? Or is it because there are more dashcams? Or is it because 73849593827744782993488 people live there? Why so many crashes, many of which look avoidable? :marseysteer:

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Impressive, you do the Lord's Work

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how do some of these retards even have licenses? or are niggas jus tryna cop a check but end up killin someone? never know bro :marseycry:

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I need a femboy bf

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same

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The music - words fail me, life,…. ebbing away…… :marseygunshotsuicide:

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hahha this is based, ALMOST BASED AS OUR FREASH HOMEMADE, PUB STYLE! STRAG AND CHIPPYS! YEEEEEAH!

Send nudes <3

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How many women drivers do they have in Chyna?

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Usual suspects

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Thx for the compilation, btw what is the name of the song in the video?"

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I see a strong progress on safely steering a 3-wheeler few lanes apart.

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Silly video

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I love the music :marseyvibing:

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Good content Sog

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title reads car crash and the first vid doesn't include a car

an scammed and disappointed

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kys

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This bot is total ass

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Great compilation! 👍

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sog you beautiful creature

💜

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Thank soy sir

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