a rare double suicide

I was not expecting that..

Camera man trying to kill us by motion sickness

Wow! The rare occasion you see bystanders actually help, and some random guy just drops and fucks them both. Mad unlucky.

Holy crap, Chinese people actually trying to help out... That's a first...

When the soda gets stuck in the vending machine so you buy the one directly on top to get both

let the bodies hit the floor

Oh wow, that’s crazy. Was that really a completely unrelated person who just happened to fall directly on them during their own suicide?

MF said lemme help you with that suicide

Is Michael J Fox recording this shit??

Can we talk about the fact that there is just those people casually pull out a full sized mattress to try and help the man?

Okay but kinda sad that it's rare ngl

Assisted suicide

Ok that was unexpected

Wow crazy unexpected. Odds the hanging guy survived? Didn’t seem so high off the ground.

I'm wondering if the person who broke through the glass was holding on to the dangling person (if you're going to commit suicide, why hang there) and the weight and effort caused the glass to break.

Edit: Nope. My phone scrolled down enough to hide the dude literally falling into frame.

Wtf

Of course the only time when bystanders actually try to help is also the only time some random person falls from the sky

2 birds 1 stone

I’ve seen a lot of shit but this is one of the most unexpected things I’ve seen I was expecting someone to throw themselves under a car or something

What the hell. Second guy was like “gah just get it over with!” Like Paul Blart falling through the sky light

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like the guy that was hanging actually survived that

A surprise entrance! Well done!

Oooh a rare double suicide gonna add this to my collection!

damn

I was really convinced and finally jumped off the building.

oh god the sudden chaos

Bro got bonus exp for assist

Any reason why these types of links never work for me?

!slots 1794

i too choose this guys dead wife

Too funny.

Wttfff

I feel like Madden should be talking over this. DevfenderComesOuttaNowhereAnnnnnnddBOOM

Second dude yelled "Surprise!!!" lol

The new Angry Birds live action movie looks sick!

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