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Why do people jump from heights like this tho? There is a big chance they can survive and have their life ruined

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Not if you know how to jump right. This guy just landed on his side and the car broke a part of his fall. Land on the actual ground head first and you'll die. Granted more height always helps

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headfirst for halos 👍

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MCR reference. Nice.

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:D

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Exactly, why aim for the fucking car? You're not in a video game.

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Cars are disigned in a away to crumble why protecting the passagners, in cases of jumps it actually breaks falls. In the end of the day jumping onto a car from a hight is just a heache of extra stuff for the jumper and the owner of the car

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Dude should have jumped on a bollard. That'll kill you from any height.

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You mean like this guy??? LMAO!

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does he have a semi or is my dick just small

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both

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Lol

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Adrenaline can do weird things. Especially any trauma along your spine.

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Slavs are well known for massive dicks! Or from what I have seen lmao

The second option could be possible but idk! That’s personal :marseywink:

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i personally thot it was small n i ain’t even from south congo

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Nigga didn’t even die, now he’s just fucked up on a car with his dick out, haha.

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STOP i would be DEAD embarrassed if i broke someones car + naked and still survived :skull:

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If I was going to kill myself, I would definitely not do it naked with my dick flapping around

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A very nude … attempt.

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“I’m freeeeeeeee… free fallin’ ballin’!”

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Rip Tom Petty.

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If it wasn’t his car, fuck him 100x.

If it was his car, great aim !👍

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Chicks car im sure

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Wanted to briefly give props to the unsung hero of the video, Random Balcony Bystander with the delicious looking legs

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Delicious? Ok Jeffrey

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Hey now. I have a protein deficiency

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Haha.. i’m having guests for dinner

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God Bleth

This Meth

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Holy shit his tibia is floppier than his meat now

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Left this world as he came into it!

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he came into this world with a boner?

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…you didn’t?

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Well that didn’t go as planned

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Dude was way too low. If you are gonna jump, be at least 6 stories up. 2 or 3 stories the odds are in favor of you living and being permanently disabled.

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height doesnt matter, its how and where you land. there are videos on this site where people die from literally tripping. his failures he landed on a car legs first. cars are designed to absorb the energy of an impact. legs first didnt help either.

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what on earth are you talking about, height doesn’t matter? So if I trip and fall into a big bag of dicks on my way to the bathroom tonight, you’re saying my chances of death are just as likely as me falling from a 30-story tower, into that same bag of dicks?

If that guy jumps off the 2nd floor, his impact velocity is 40ft/s. If he jumps from the 4th floor it’s then 60ft/s.

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sorry english is not my main language and since many people complained it wasnt height enough i wanted them to also consider other important factors.

its the force resulting from (negative) acceleration that kills not the velocity (alone). velocity is just a part of the formula. at moment of impact the time or distance for the slow down is also a factor that should not be ignored. in the case of the video its the car + his legs that result in a slow negative acceleration for his head/chest to make it easy survivable for him. you can clearly see how much energy got absorbed by the car from the damage and his legs from the broken legs.

the difference in acceleration when slowing down from 40ft/s to 0ft/s over a distance of <1 inch (head first to concrete) and 3 feet (car + legs first) is tremendous. the acceleration then is only a factor to calculate the force, thus the difference in magnitudes stays for the resulting force.

since we're here to watch people die, here's an example of someone tripping and die https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/accident/post/9649/drunk-man-fell-3-feet-and

hope you can now happily enjoy your big bag of dicks again

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Everybody seen my little wien. Now i have to do it.

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priorities..

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Wait... is that a bone sticking out of his leg?! 😬

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yes

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Yes, you hear the guy on the phone say "Tibia". I don't speak their language but recognized that.

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I had the volume off 😆

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Landing on someone's car, and ruining it, is definitely Little Dick Energy😭I blame the drugs for his poor decision to get nude and jump off a balcony

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Don’t worry his hog stop his fall 🤣🤣🤣

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😂

Thanks now i'll never be able to watch cute baby elephant videos again lol

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You have handedly out-giffed me.

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I could CLEARLY see he had a broomstick up his ass.

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Going out the same way he came into this world.

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Imagine going outside and seeing your car fucked up and a naked dead men on it 😦

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A 'nudicide', if you will.

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Wow If you're really gonna kys at least don't jump on someone's car ffs

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he was jumping nude my guy he already wasn't going out with dignity

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Bro thought this is dying light

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Why did his leg look so weird when he rolled off the car bruh it's like it's glitching out

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It’s broken.

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Worst of all his family will and can get charged for nudism in public

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raze his house, burn the crops. antifa wins.

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Is the car gonna be ok?

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Atleast he had his running shoes on, that could have been awkward

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He failed at jumping. Now he just walks around fucked up for the rest of his little dick life.

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