man commits suicide by jumping from 30th floor of luxury hotel (canada, story in post)

Aftermath photo:

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16950017798920252.webp

Article here:

https://www.opensquares.org/bisha-hotel-suicide


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Imagine months from now and you think there's dried gum under the table but it's actually just spots of this asshole some other asshole forgot to clean.

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I first read "...just spots of his asshole..." which would have made sense too, somehow.

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Dude got 1 inch lucky from dying from the human nuke:wolfbackstab:

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Aw, man! The splatter chunks made it all the way to the camera!

https://media.giphy.com/media/4gAQKXK6yFwwzuJfU5/giphy.webp

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What show is that from? :marseygasp:


"I wouldn't call myself a fan of 'steampunk', but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk." - Norm Macdonald

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It's from Macgruber

https://media.giphy.com/media/23p9GdFMylTlO8FlrF/giphy.webp

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Thank you kindly!


"I wouldn't call myself a fan of 'steampunk', but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk." - Norm Macdonald

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MacGruber. The movie is hilarious too.

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Thanks so much!


"I wouldn't call myself a fan of 'steampunk', but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk." - Norm Macdonald

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Lucky dude's got some free blood and human flesh abtractly splattered on his clothes that would make Bansky envy

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Damn he almost took the other dude with him

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Don't bother reading the article. It's content farm bullshit written by street shitters.

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Right?? β€œ Police have seen guns in the past. ”

Yeah no shit, whole thing reads like a bad AI generation

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:#marseyhal9000:

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You are right, That was a tough read.

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Falling suicides are so weird, sometimes the body seems perfectly intact after it hits the ground, other times it explodes like a watermelon.

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Guy in grey almost got fucking rocked, he was out the way by an inch. Almost became the victim too

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the dude for rlly lucky

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Holy shit the other dude was so close to him

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Bro exploded

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Wtf are Canadians made of? Watermelon?

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He popped like a water balloon 🎈

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Motherfucker exploded, like Jesus Christ I'm so used to films showing people just flopping but no, in real life it's so much worse.

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8 stories = bounce

30 stories = splat

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Oh, it depends on how they land. If the land more vertically than horizontally, the main impact has places to discharge, but hitting the ground flat, boom. But also depends on height tbh- oh! And as this video demonstrates, extra splatter points for suicider

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He blew up real good.

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Its raining bloooooood, from a lacerated sky.

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I bet that dude's clothes have human matters all over them. lol

So, jumping from the 30th floor can make your body like that. interesting.

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*takes notes :marseynotes:

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Wow

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You da bomb :bitchplease:

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Imagine eating your nice steak there... and this dude spaltters all over you.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Xc4FHop6d5V7iebJiD/giphy.webp


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You could tell me he fell from space, and I'd believe you


"I wouldn't call myself a fan of 'steampunk', but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk." - Norm Macdonald

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Thanks, never saw the aftermath photo till now.

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Hallelujah, it's raining "men"

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This was sooooo raw i loved it!!! the splat, the quickness at which everything ensued. Just wow!!!!

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how he died was like when you die by a rocket in tf2

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Bro went splat

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Is he alive?

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damn

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16950296841151602.webp

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what is that

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Fatty tissue. Or a Cheeto

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by the color of it. I think it's the piece of his intestines that flew to the camera.

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An undigested magic bean 🫘 from his ass

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Mission failed: Kamikaze human bomb

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Wait, so was it a suicide, a homicide, or a homicide with the perpetrator an heroing? Wat

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What was he made of? Watermelons?

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WHAT A SPLASH! Wooooooo

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https://media.giphy.com/media/AbPNdmgk6TJK/giphy.webp

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Caucasians being suicidal, not surprised

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One of my faves. <3

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Dang that kinda "Fell flat" just like this joke

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He is... exploded 😳

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Forbidden peanut

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16950158531005747.webp

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That was really lucky and scary damn

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this is what happens if you allow gravity to follow a geodesic for too long.

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Damn we were just a bag of wet meat 😰😰😰

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bro tryna be carti frfr

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"Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"

Demoman tf2

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Yoooooo

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Bro his finger passes by the camera,what an explosion though

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Near miss

That dude is the luckiest mother fucker I've seen.

missed death by 20cm

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16950375561872218.webp

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Can teeth be considered shrapnel in this case?

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yeah, don't forget it all also counts as a bio weapon aswell

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Ah i remember this one. I even got someone to do a freeze frame of the piece of yellow colon or fat that whizzes by the camera at the end.

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Did he buy a room atleast?

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What a amazing splash !

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e o outro cara quase foi juntoKKKKKKKKKpqp

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What kind of article is that?

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I thought it said it was a woman the first time I saw it. He turned into tomato soup.

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He definitely doesn't exist anymore.

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bruuuh, thats the craziest jumper I've seen, guy completely exploded and pancaked

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That splash was impressive.

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poor guy def got some ribcage shrapnel

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Yeah now imagine 110 floors the twin towers

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man.. jumpees should really watch out for people down there, they could hurt someone who do enjoys life. :marseysadcat:

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Selfish piece of shit didn't give a fuck about dragging others into an untimely death.

Good riddance, you fucking piece of shit!

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