To start things off, did you know that most shark attacks aren't fatal.. the odds of a fatal shark attack are about 1 in 3.7 million.
→ erm what the flip, guess i gotta try harder smh
shark attack videos
clear video
small provoked attack
There is a "Big Three" when it comes to shark attacks and those 3 are great whites, bull sharks, and tiger sharks. Due to them being such large species, they're capable of inflicting serious injuries to a victim, and are commonly found in areas where humans enter the water, and have teeth designed to shear rather than hold. The great white shark stands at the highest amount of shark attacks provoked on humans currently racking up around 354 unprovoked shark attack on human and boats
A shark attack occurred on Thursday 29th December in the east of Mauritius, near Flamingo Island. M.A.J.L., a 39-year-old Mauritian fisherman, was mauled by a shark, and only part of his body was recovered.
The pirogue that M. and four other fishermen were on capsized during the night. The other four managed to swim back to shore
victim recovery
video aftermaths
(these two are together)
Sharks often don't intend to eat humans, but they will if provoked or confused..sharks are very curious creatures and don't have the greatest eyesight which makes it hard for them to decipher certain figures from another..for example if you're laying on a surfboard with your arms or legs in the water, it may confuse the shark by it thinking you're it's typical prey, seals and such..this isn't tye only reason they may attack, they may simply want to know what you taste like
now time for the photos
leg aftermaths
during + post surgery leg
i found that reconstruction really clean
credit to @KobraK for sharing this
"My dad's mate Rodney Fox, got attacked by a Great white shark while spearfishing and barely survived at Aldinga beach, South Australia, December 8th 1963."
thigh/hip and upper back area
his ribs being rejoined
overall bite radius
It's good to hear he is doing well now and still crackin jokes! Thank you for sharing this
New Smyrna Beach, Volusia County in Florida is known as the "Shark Attack Sapital* of the world due it the sheer amount of shark attacks that occur in that area
torso aftermaths
booty snatcha'
arm aftermaths
multiple extremities
While rare, shark attacks do happen..if you're unfortunate enough to experience it you now know what to expect..i hope you enjoyed
if any of these are NOT shark attacks feel free to let me know, sometimes it's hard to tell.
source:
https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/shark-attacks/factors/species-implicated/
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The worst sharks are currently in the white house.
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LOLLLL
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They are so cute
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Tell me you love Snappys sleek robotic shaft without telling me you love @Snappy sleek robotic shaft.
@blepp you know you can only make the cut once, right?
🍻 Another great post dude all the praise is well deserved!
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much appreciated bro! thanks a lot for the support
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why did i get hungry after these pictures ;-;
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Great post. Thanks so much!
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great compilation man :-)
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thanks so much!
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baby shark do do do do do do
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That last one ate some chunks before it decided it didn't become him...
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That 4th video seems fake lol the shark's not thrashing or even moving.
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definitely could be
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Someone once told me that people are more than likely to be struck by lightning, than to be bitten by a shark.... Then why have i seen waaaay more shark attack videos then lightning strike videos. Definitely don't believe what i was told lol 😂
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LOLL, well the odds of a shark attack are 1 in 3.7 million meanwhile the odds of a lightening strike is 1 in 15.3k so the statistic is correct
but the reason you see way more shark attacks than lightning strikes is because of how fast they happen. you have to either have security cameras pointing at it or someone pre recording.. meanwhile shark attacks are generally recorded on the coast where people are able to record pretty easily
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That's actually a really good point, i didn't really think into it like that 🤔 lol
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Wow ! That was great ! I personally wouldn't mind more.
But why do the sharks leave the best parts on the body ??
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they don't really prefer humans it's usually a bite then go , hit and run lol, but yeah i think they just go for what they see first and generally let go after a chomp or two if they don't like what they tasted
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I love the contrast of reading the odds of a fatal shark attack are 1 in almost 4 million then the first thing I see in the videos is a most definitely fatal shark attack
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LOL RIGHT
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Why tf would someone not wear anti-shark chainmail when getting in a tank to interact in a semi-violent way with big angry sharks
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what are you on about? you do realize sharks can be in shallow waters? if you watched the videos you'd see that.
i can't rlly tell if it's a joke based off the chainmail but if you're not, you'll be pretty disappointed they have insane bite forced. it may help a bit but you're pretty protected by the cage and if you respect their waters and don't get overconfident you're more likely to be fine, now some sharks like the great white can be more violent than others and im assuming if they're feeling either, threatened, territorial, intimidated, or curious this could provoke an attempt at a cage to get bit up a bit..but honestly you also have to know shark behavior signs and they're generally pretty peaceful creatures but just don't fuck around and find out ya know also make sure to have signal cues to people on the boat to reel you back up incase things are getting more intense than needed...though some people will do anything for some clicks
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... lmao tf are YOU on about? I'm talking about the shark stabber in the "clear video" clip. Getting an arm crushed through chainmail would be a much better outcome than an actual bite wound.
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that's very true it would be better and i acknowledgd that.. thought you were talking about cage divers lol
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whats an effortpost?
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meaning i put a lot of effort into making this post
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your honor I didnt mean to do it
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you're honor, im just a girl 💞🎀
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It's more likely to be beaten to death by a cocaine filled homeless person in New York City then be bitten by a shark
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that's gnarly bruh
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can a please have a chunk of that ass
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MA'AM MA'AM CAN I PLEASE BITE A CHUNK OUTTA DAT ASS
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beautiful effortpost!!! thanks for informing and putting this together! i think shark attacks are very interesting, and equally a sad way to die, rest in peace to those in the compilation.
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of course! was fun to do.. happy you enjoyed
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zoz
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Oooohh wow excellent post
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thanks!
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Damn sharks sure like to eat dongs
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Good effortpost, the stats that only 1 in 3,7 million shark attacks being fatal sounds really unrealistic. I can't imagine there being 3,7 million shark attacks in total and let alone only 1 dying if so
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you can look it up if you don't believe me 🙃
shark attacks are VERY rare
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I know they are rare but for every shark attack death there would have to be 3,7 non fatal attacks for the statistic to make sense
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https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/discover-fish/sharks/shark-attack-faq/#:~:text=What%20are%20the%20chances%20of,than%20are%20bitten%20by%20sharks.
got my info from here
also i don't think that's how it works.. pretty sure it means 1 person out of 3.7million has the chance of a fatal attack.
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Okay the post was written a little misleadingly. I understand now, i for some reason thought that one in every 3,7 million shark attacks were fatal but its just 1 in 3,7 million chance that one will occur
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omg all good lol it happens to the best of us! i can see how you got confused
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chomp chomp bitch
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Nice post!
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thanks! happy to hear you enjoyed
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Luckily i live in a country where there arent alot sharks
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hehehe
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Nice post. Reminds me of Spielberg using those kinds of images to imply the shark in the deck scene
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Sea doggies also need to be fed
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Awesome post. Educational to many.
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thanks! glad you enjoyed
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just a nibble
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