electrocuted during baptism. damn holy spirit aint playin games

eh, most christianity is fine, its just the extremists that do it for me. all jesus said to get into heaven, from matthew 25:31-46 (NIV), (TL;DR: be a good person, help the poor and homeless and hungry, and you will get into heaven).

“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats.w He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.'

Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?'

The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.'

Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'

They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?'

He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.'

Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."

baptism/belief in god isnt even required, since anything other than the gospels, except for john, were written after the fact. john was most likely written 70-80 years after jesus died, and the end of mark was written centuries after, since it had a much different writing style. the original ending said that mary magdalene and all the other women who visited the tomb were 'Trembling and bewildered, the women went out and fled from the tomb. They said nothing to anyone, because they were afraid.' so stuff about speaking in tongues and drinking poison and not affecting them is bullshit and written (most likely) by monks

yeah, a higher quality 'repost' with better sound and uncropped. if it was a repost, it would be deleted by now.

Good thing he was baptized right before he died so he could go immediately to God.

True

Random uninformed guess but some mics need 48 volts of power to operate (called phantom power) which is sent down the cable to the mic. This mic doesn't need (or want) that, and im assuming this church is using a mixing console with phantom power just turned on and a shitty ungrounded cable

Demons inside the boy like NOOOOOO ⚡️

He bumped the mic with his head, the shock made him recoil and knock the mic over into the water, which is where his life ended

Sexy Indian dudes don't believe that it's necessary to ground their electrical shit.

Looks like he touched the mic. For research purposes, when I was younger, we had a mini karaoke speaker thing, and the wire of the mic was a little chewed up, and It shocked me, in the arm and put it in my mouth. Maybe, because of the waters lower resistance (and the dude touching/pulling the mic), it shocked him. Edit: I found out that sometimes they add salt water to holy water, making even more conductive. IDK why they add salt water