Russian in the store tested a new knife (dude stabs himself)

Stupid ass mf couldn't even cut his wrists right

Yay, I'm not alone

Gotta test b4 purchase

Watching people getting beheaded:

Watching people slowly bleeding out:

what did bro think was going to happen

quality check

Whyyy tf would you do that 🤦

He had knowledge that the knifes of that brand usually came in blunt, so he had to check to make sure it functioned properly.

Now that's commitment

Probably a tiktok retard.

Good marketing op for that brand.

it looks like the guy who stabbed himself was recording it on his phone, now that i wanna see

Still gotta check the phone one last time before checking out.

That gut stab was gruesome the way it slowly slid over the knife

I'd rather OD on heroin in my bed but whatever

this is a damn good knife ^^

imagine the mental fucking endurance you need to do this, at this point just use a rope

that guy said nope 💀

He didn't read the instructions properly

Did bro fucking fart at 0:17😭

What an idiot.. Just use a fucking knife at home. Opened a brandnew packaged knife and ruined the whole floor in the store..

And he probably traumatized the owner or employee...

The exemplary behavior of bystanders calmly approached what was happening without panic

Why does it sound like the person filming is rubbing one out?

If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.