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Lmao I had a dream like this where pressing the brake pedal didnt do shit to stop the car reaching hyper speed and before I could hit a concrete wall I woke up.
p.s: Also holy shit the totalitarian regime of CCP really has cameras everywhere. This looks like the least interesting place to put cameras in and they still put them there.
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I have those damn recurring dreams too. My brakes are always fucked up and don't stop in time.
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makes three of us. everytime i dream about driving a car, none of the goddamn brakes work, or they work super shitty, so car never really stops moving.
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Can somebody put the Benny hill theme over this
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:)
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Nice
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I was thinking more "Bad Habit" by the Offspring but this works too. π
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Why?
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lmao
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amazing how there are security cams everywhere in China.
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and aren't we lucky to see such humorous events?
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Wtf?
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Now I know to crash the car before it speeds up
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exact thought
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This is what happens when you make a god out of someone like Elon Musk. Absolute trash cars.
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shouldn't have bought the twitter guys car
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tesladeaths.com lmao not uncommon
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I know videos like these aren't supposed to be funny, but since dark humor exists, all I could think of was this one theme from Thomas playing while this is happening
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The problem here was that it was made in China. Their quality control is shit. Even in their own country.
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Here's Tesla's next commercial.
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This is why I don't trust cars controlled by a computer
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although I personally don't like EVs, and hate that they're being pushed on everyone, all modern cars are drive by wire these days. Only way to be safe would be to get a much older car that doesn't have an ECU. Otherwise you can get weird bugs like this: https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/oey66z/comment/h49rncf/?sort=controversial
That said there is definitely a flaw in a system that is completely controlled by wire, not even a manual parking break? wtf?
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JESUS CHRIST
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FYI if this ever happens to you just put the car into neutral gear. Most people freak out and just keep trying the breaks until they eventually crash into something
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Wtf elon?
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Last I check China said it is the most democratic country in the world, so take this with a truck load of salt.
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I feel like such a cunt for laughing at this, but this just looks like it would be a comedy sketch from a modern tv show or something Jesus christ.
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the part where the car just zooms in on the victims with no remorse makes me giggle
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well thats why they are cheaper there XD. they are getting the old stock with the issues
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Just like the limo mission from Vice City
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I remember elon tweeted about this event "lmao" Like he didnt give a shit, but the tweet apparently have been deleted.
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No brake lights phuquing idiot.
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So who wants to be the next beta test for a Tesla?
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What the fuck did the tesla car try to do? Going back to November 5, 1955?
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Elon Musk be like: "You know, a lot of those scratches will buff right out"
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More like dumb car
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wheres yi long ma when you need him
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This is why Iβm not too sure about self driving cars π
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Holy shit, this one got me real good. Truly LOL
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Downvoted on wpd?
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$tsla to the moon!
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Wow
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Seems to be working fine
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But lets be honest the Chinese love to crash into people
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the auto pilot: I mean i fucking tried
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20 yen says the dumb fuck was flooring the gas pedal instead of the brake.
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In the beginning of the video you can see the back lights lit up .... so at that moment he was trying to brake atleast. It's hard to tell after he starts accelerating like crazy but yeah, Asian driver so
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asian driver here, can confirm, I woulda floored it, yolo
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Mandatary stereotypes are in order
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Thatβs exactly what happened, from the latest that Iβve seen.
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considering he drove for a living, id take your bet on this dumb fuck comment
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I bet 50 yen- do I hear 70?
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That's a pretty fucking low bet bro
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I will take bets starting at 69 million yen (about 3.50 USD)
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Well that's fucking ignorant and retarded too. Funny if you're brain damaged though I guess...
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Dude I think youβre on the wrong site. I think this is the website for you.
https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Weenie_Hut_Jr%27s
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Cool. Thanks.
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There's always a Chinese sheething in the comments when CCTV footage show how they really behave
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What?
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Actually know an Asian woman who did just this into a pole. Wealthy inheritance and no brains.
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