Absurd death: A resident of Tatarstan Zelenodolsk went to a liquor store, slipped on a tile, hit his head and died instantly.
Relatives of a 58-year-old man have big complaints about the outlet. Interestingly, the morgue gave a conclusion that death was supposedly due to a heart attack.
Source:
https://ntr-24.ru/116231-v-tatarstane-muzhchina-poskolznulsja-na-poroge-magazina-i-umer.html
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The human body is either the most durable thing in the world or a weak piece of shit.
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The human body is very fragile to be honest, It doesnt take much to be lights out for someone.
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But definitely very durable sometimes. I know a guy who survived a gunshot to the face, 2 severe car crashes including one that completely crushed his truck cab after it flipped multiple times, has od'd at least 4 times, and has been beaten to a pulp on almost a dozen occasions. This was all in an 9-10 year period. He also regularly drank himself into .4 - .5 BACs and still has a functioning liver. Hospital EDs have literally been horrified to see his BAC results, because he was walking around, talking, and wouldn't even black out. Man was an unbelievable tank.
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Man's literally the Punisher🙏🙏
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He's going to love that comparison!! 🤣 Luckily, he's chilled out the last 6 years and the only real lasting damage is that he's blind in one eye and more prone to seizures.
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This is wild. Such a quick and painless, anticlimactic death. Alive for decades just going about his day and his life is randomly snuffed out because he slipped walking into a store. Too bad he didn't break his fall with his arms.
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Maybe he was applying the rule that states you should go limp just before a fall or crash instead of bracing with your arms/legs....to reduce injury.
This was apparently one of those few instances in which not wearing your seatbelt would have saved your life!
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When he fell he fell on an angle that didn't give him enough time or the position to block anything
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Would be pretty funny if a major public figure died like this. Like if Joe Biden trips and falls and America suddenly needs a new president.
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He's already fallen up the stairs, and off a bike that wasn't moving. I'm curious to see where else he falls from.
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To be fair, anyone who has ridden a bike would tell you that it is easier to fall off a stationary bike than a moving one
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Everytime I've fallen off a bike it's because I'm doing something stupid like taking a turn too quickly while on wet pavement.
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i hope he does that because im getting tired of this old ass hag
if we have a age minimum for being president we need a maximum
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Nooo, that would make Kamala president. If I had to think about anything worst than Biden that would be Kamala, useless POS.
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That happens when you elect people over 80
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Nah they would slap a mask on someone else and call it good.
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Joe Biden couldn't find his way to the liquor store in the first place.
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Honestly not a terrible way to go, over before you know what's happening, no pain no drama just instant lights out
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I mean, who really knows? What if he just looks like he died because the motor function part of his brain shut down, but he is actually conscious and can feel blood filling his skull or some shit.
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bros in 1 hp
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id be pissed if i died like that at least make my death interesting
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Bro is made out of paper
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He dropped dead literally
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imagine you with your homie and he slips and dies and you are now friendless kinda sad
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Now I'd love to see someone make a compilation of the wimpiest deaths caught on film. We've had people get steel rods through their fucking skulls, hit by cars, shot in the head with a shotgun and all survive. And then you have this poor man.
Besides the obvious dark humor, it's actually pretty sad. That could be just anyone's dad going for some weekend booze and ending up dead. 58 years old is leaving a lot of potential life left on the table too.
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This is the literally most random death I've ever seen
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Huh.
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Now thats a anticlimatic death
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This gotta be one of the dumbest way to die
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Bro true image just walking and you step on a fucking pebble and die instantly at least let me die in a elegant way
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Bro like this could happen to anyone. You think it may never happen to you. But when you get older you may fall victim. They should have placed a wet floor sign
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i should probably avoid wet floors
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Wow, we can be so resilient, yet at the same time so fragile. I guess it just depends on certain factors.
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thats prob the way i would die (no i wont film it)
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Even if we said please?
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mhmm maybe
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idk why did i laughed to this shit 😭
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That's what you should be afraid of folks. Not the cartels, Chinese drivers or lathe machines... just hitting your head the wrong way and going unceremoniously
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probably taking a nap.
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at least it was (probably) painless
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If i were him i'd lick the floor. "When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice into Don Lemons eyes and kick his teeth down his throat" - Mahatma Gandhi
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New fear unlocked.
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Missed the chance to title it "dude slips and dips"
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Damn, rip to bro.
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Scary
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Now that's an impressive way to die
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Damn this vid is sad asf because my grandma died this way too but she had like a heart condition and slip killed her instantly i hope she is at heaven now
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weak genetics
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Absolutely insane to think you could just slip away (no pun intended) forever by accidentally hitting your head in JUST the right spot.
Or wrong spot, depending on how you look at it.
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FATALITY
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That's a very short story
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You either get very lucky or your get very unlucky when it comes to these things
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And that's why you never try to break your fall with your face.
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You can't face your problems when the problem is the floor.
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Have a nice trip? See you next Fa...
wait..
never mind.
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i doubt hes dead, he probably just knocked himself out
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haha and i'm not even surprised in which country it happened
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What a great fucking way to die. Comes from nowhere and it's done instantly. Wham bam thank you Manannán.
Also, why are there so many removed comments?
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If he really did die of a heart attack, it's probably a good thing it was there instead of in traffic or somewhere where he could take somebody else out as well.
Here he just slips, gets all keyed up because he's realized he's falling, and then his heart gives out from the sudden adrenaline.
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Imagine living for decades, But suddenly you slip and instantly die, It's %100 fake death
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People die so easily these days....
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Poor guy
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this is the kinda shit thatll kill me tbh. I'll just slip and it's over
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One of the best surprise trust falls I have ever seen.
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I had been feeling sick, got in the shower, started feeling dizzy and fainted. Forehead hit on the temperature knob thing. Idk how long I was out. Woke up, blood splashed everywhere. I had a literal golf sized bleeding bump on my forehead. The next morning I think the bump blood drained to my face and had pitch black eyes. Damn, coulda been like this guy and worse, found nekkid. 😭 A few days later I stared bleeding wildly from my cooter, it wasn't a normal period. Thought I broke it so I went to the doctor, was having a miscarriage. Had been feeling like shit cause I was pregnant.
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how..
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this is so random way to die, bros rng is very low
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He needs some milk
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when: jump from 2 blocks high in minecraft, with half heart
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I'd be so mad if I died in some stupid way like this
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This one needs to be entered into the Hall of Fame just so we can point to it to show how little it can take sometimes.
Would be similar to having an average person race in the Olympics next to the athletes so we can see the difference.
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why didn‘t he try to use his arms ? i don‘t understand
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Probably related to being at the liquor store. Ran out and decided to trek in for some more.
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do chão não passa
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Snapshots:
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MMmmmm... me he reído chavales
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Enfermo. Entiendo que algo de morbo hay en entrar a este sitio a ver gente morir, pero reírse de la muerte de alguien inocente (basado en este video) es bien macabro.
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okay karl, reflexionare sobre mis acciones!!
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💀
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Shut yo ass up bruh damn
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Shut the fuck up
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