Man Accidentally Crushed By Truck Lift Gate (Malfunction) :thumbup:
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Only malfunction was in this retard's brain.
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Yeah, no idea why he decided to hop on it as if his body weight was going to weigh down what I presume are hydraulics moving it 
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