Flat Earther Mike Hughes dies after his mini-rocket fails to deploy its parachute

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Oh the parachute deployed…..on takeoff lol

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Mike went from aspiring flat-earther to kinetic bombardment real fucking fast

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He went from being a flat -earther to be flat in the earth!

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I'm still under the belief that he simply didn't deploy the parachute purposefully after he realized the earth has a curvature lmfao

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😂

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He didn't even go high enough to see the curvature of the earth, this guy was doing these rockets and using the. To scam people out of cash way before flat earth took off again. He was a scam artist who got what he deserved

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I believe the parachute at the beginning wasn't meant to fall off, and that was what was meant to keep him from splattering

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He started off a flatEarther then he became a flattenedEarther!

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Of courses it would be a flat earther who would think its a good idea to launch themselves inside a rocket he made himself...


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He’s trying to get laid.

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He got laid into the fucking ground lol

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he go laid out

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Lol.....i bet its hella hard to get laid when you're a flat earther... normal chicks dont want anything to do you and hot flat earth chicks are extremely rare if they even exist....


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Well he had other successful launches, thou I mentioned b4 his death dude was just playing roullette... i was less than surprised when he won a Darwin.

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apparently he wasn't actually a flat earther, just used it as a way to get funding from actual flat earthers

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Well, if thats true than that kinda changes my opinion of the guy.... because taking advantage of how stupid flat earthers are to get paid is..... smart! So it's either the guy's a dumbass and died in a dumbass way, or is a genius who died in a dumbass away....


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Well that launch went wonderfully

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That particular spot of earth was pretty flat

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His chute deployed on liftoff (11s in the video), thus the death by deceleration trauma.

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Even if this guy was successful, he wouldn't ever be high enough to see the Earth as a whole (aka see it's full shape), he would have only went as far as those weather balloon with go-pros that people used to release into the air a few years back.

Why is this important? Because this wouldn't prove or disprove anything to flat earthers.

I will say, it must've been terrifying for him since his only measure of safety, the parachute, just flew away from the rocket, I am no physicist or rocket designer so I don't know how that even happened, aren't parachutes attached to your body?

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Its a parachute for the rocket.

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Why would the parachute be attached the rocket?

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I don't think hes going high enough to have time to eject and use a parachute. Plus, this looks like a very low budget operation where there isn't even an ejection system. It is basically a capsule attached to a source of propulsion and nothing else.

Also a parachute will help save the rocket for future use

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Have you ever seen a drag car? They have parachutes attached to them to slow them down at the end, same principle, slows you down before touching down

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The point was to prove it to himself without relying on something that can be faked. His own experience with his own eyes.

And he did, and that's why I think he CHOSE to not use the parachute.

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A lot of those Flat Earthers do admit the weather balloon stuff to be true, they just think either the cameras make it look round or they say "it's not high enough!". Him going to at best the stratosphere and recording it/seeing it with his own eyes will just lead to flat earthers to say "That isn't high enough!" or "liar!"

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Hmm, he couldn't convince me earth is flat.

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He's actully still alife

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"You either die on flat Earth or you live long enough to see yourself become flat yourself." -Abraham Lincoln

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Don’t everyone come run and check on me all at once lol

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He’s a flat earth we. No one actually genuinely cares lmfao

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A weather balloon would have gone higher and been safer.

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Natural selection.

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The winner of the 2022 Darwin Award

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I heard he did the flat earth stuff so he could get money off of them. He didn't believe it but he loved the thrill. Can someone confirm?

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I would love to see the crater that dude made when he hit the dirt.

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Wtf lol. Doing dumb shit is my fav to watch.

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Actually ...the parachute deployed early to be fair. It was that charred multi coloured thing that kind of ...fell out the back

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Imagine going to your grave believing the earth is flat. How embarrassing.

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Apparently he only used the flat earth movement as a way to acquire funding for his rockets. I wonder if I can get funding from flat earthers for my new Lamborghini, that I will use solely to prove the earth is flat.

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Man, so many losers try to plot out some sort of poetic or memorable suicide and they all wind up blowing their brains off on cam. Meanwhile over here we have a grade A moron- who isn’t even trying to kill himself- leaving everyone else behind in the literal dust as he rockets towards the heavens and the history books alike. Nothing shy of a masterpiece in act of dying.

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He got flatlined

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Ksp, he needs to remember to stage his rocket's parachute properly

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Oh the parachute deployed alright, just immediately at launch. Yoy can see it fall away lmfaooo

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Nothing of value was lost.

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-1 dumb person less

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Round or Flat at least he found out the Earth is indeed Hard.

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Why are these people shocked that a man riding a home made rocket died? That's probably the outcome MOST likely to happen.

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No real loss here

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Why didn't he simply buy a plane ticket. Would have gotten him way higher

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While denying gravity.

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Always check your staging and remember…, fly safe

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Every flat earth 🤡 should do this, all day regularly till none are left.

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So sad to lose such intelligence so sudden and so dumb

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Very satisfying.

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Ive been curious just went wrong, the parachute tore off and the news neglected to report that shit for a long time if they ever did.

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Just want to point out that cameras exist for a reason.

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Come on man - The flat earth society has members all over the globe.

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Never understood why he didnt just use a dummy that's his exact weight.

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White people lol

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As a brown skinned Indian watching Indians, Chinese,Brazilians,Pakistanis, Egyptians, Mexicans, Africans doing a whole lot of stupid things, I beg to differ. Ofc this includes people of all color and race.

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This encourages me to go to all of the violent post involving people of color and responding with “black people lol” but I’m not that fucking stupid

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Its true we’re all flat earther/aspiring Rocket engineers

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