Guy squished by the tree he cuts down.

Sad as it may be, my man was calling a play by play.

I don't think he wanted the 'oak tree smash' to win though.

I feel like his name was Cletus

His nurons were apparently misfiring that day...

Or simply inexistent

Why the f*** did he run the same path the tree was falling in!?! Maybe the tree knocked some brain cells lose so he can think better!

https://images.app.goo.gl/KregnkTMmkQVnMhg6 🤣🤣

stupidest mf i ever seen

That guy is stupid af

Literally mentally challenged

good thing he didn't make it.

Tree did not take that disrespect

Bro someone below said fight or flight killed him, wtf do you want him to do bruv fight the tree? Just go left

Stupid stupid,

🤦

Idiot couldn't have run in any other direction?

Hehe

You just had to go sideways

Damn. That could've ended so much better, ig just people don't see much these days

the dude really did the prometheus maneuver

Fucking retarded, but still bro chose not to stop him 😭

Man vs Nature

It's the fact that he had so many chances to live and he deadass just forfeited his life..

he couldve ran across

hey i remember this somewhere! a classic

Too bad no aftermath.

I kinda wish this was just one of those creative suicides

Could've ran the other way instead of the way the tree was falling

Suizid?

One easy way to get pile drived straight into the ground fucking numpty

What I love the most is that some people are trying to say "It's just a prank, nothing will happen" or play it down.

No dude, this is a case with media attention and you fucked around enough that questions are getting asked. You're not going to end up in Guantanamo Bay or some Super Max Jail where you won't see sunlight until the day they let you out, but you are going to get a ton of legal scrutiny and it's going to make the next few years of your life suck.

Even if it doesn't reach federal level, the FBI still is going to have a folder on you. The local cops are going to want to ask questions, and I bet some other levels of state judicial system will want to chat too. It's not going to be fast or easy, and you even have half a brain which I doubt to pull a prank like this, you need a lawyer last month. It won't be cheap to defend yourself, and it'd be in your best interest to shut the fuck up and let a lawyer do the talking. Or hell just look up Law Twitter about what happens when a judge decides he doesn't like you and needs to teach you a lesson. They've got a ton of legal leeway to make you regret waking up.

On top of that, you're going to have be very careful with what you do and how, because even if you think you're some top mind of Info Sec - The Home Game you're not that good and now people are paying attention to you.

This is going to be interesting to put it mildly no matter how it goes. I mean you did fuck with a major court case that has eyes on it all over the country, and they've already getting cops involved and looks like the FBI is joining too.

I'm just saying it won't be pleasant.

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

He ran at the precise, exact angle mathematically to get crushed by the tree.

Literal natural selection...

damn. you can hear his spine snapping.

If he was a bit smarter he would have knew, not to run infront of a falling tree 🤷‍♂️

он не знал, что произойдет, но он был слишком тупым, я думаю, глупые способы умереть :33 ･⁠ω⁠･

he really didnt use his brain during that LMAO what a dumbass

Why wouldn't you rin in the opposite direction it's alling? Dude coulda legit just got behind that mofo real quick. He coulda also move perpindicular to the direction the tree was fall but nah dumbass decides to run in the worst direction possible. Hope he didn't suffer a painful death but that shit most likely killed the shit outta him.