He did not make it.
He did not make it.
When otherwise benign activities go terribly wrong! Whether as a result of their own stupidity or through no fault of their own. Accidental suicides, slips, and falls, along with falling chunks of concrete and the like are what you can expect to find here.
Note: car accidents, trains, and planes belong in /h/vehicle.
The beheadings of Louisa Vesterager Jespersen and Maren Ueland
1444 (Russian man shoots himself on his couch)
Gary Plauché shoots his son's rapist
Ms. Pacman (woman with her head split open)
Funky Town (cartel flaying+torturing)
Sponsored by Adidas (cartel organ extraction + cannibalism)
The Guerrero Flaying (aka No Mercy in Mexico)
3 Guys 1 Hammer (Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs)
Girl shoots her cousin then kills herself (Paris Harvey)
French dude gets impaled on a bollard after jumping from a building
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I Created This Account Just To Say
He's Dumb
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Fr hahaha
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Why tf did he run in that durection? 🤣🤣🤣
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classic cartoon move
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Si Tal cual
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Stupidity and lack of experience.
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He's a retard
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He thought Prometheus was an instruction manual on how to avoid falling objects.
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Prometheus School of Running Away From Things
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Everything Wrong With cutting a tree
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why tf can't you spell
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How retarded are you?
This guy: Yes
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Read my mind. Maybe there was a spooky ghost behind the tree so he had to run that way
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That was some dumb shit. Guy could've still be alive if he watched a 5 minute long YouTube video about this subject and installed some ropes for tension.
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Or took a single step to either side after he noticed the tree falling. He had a few seconds to calmly do it.
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Why would he run in the same direction the tree is falling?? Dumbass. He deserved to die
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Not the best suicide method but okay, 10/0 on that landing. 👏
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Literally one of these guys:
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This dude cut the tree to fall in that direction but runs towards the same way? Fuckin idiot
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I think he meant for it to fall the other way and that may be the reason he ran with the tree (still an idiot). The notch is cut opposite of the side it falls towards. It looks like he cut the notch too deep. It's hard to tell but it also looks like the weight of the tree is mostly opposite of the notch, which would make it naturally want to fall in the direction it did. I think he intended for it to fall the opposite way and planned his escape route accordingly, but he never looked to see if it went to plan and just assumed.
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Exactly, plus he doesn't even look up to double check where it's going. Surprised he's lived this long.
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He definitely didn't know what he was doing, he would still be alive if he paid a professional to for it.
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why would he run the same way 💀
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Graduated from the Prometheus school of running away from things
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quite possibly the dumbest thing ive ever seen. he could've easily just stood at the base and walked around to the other side as he noticed which way it was falling.
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What a retard, he didn't think it through at all
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This is what happen when you are not going to phisics lesson
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This isn't a physics lesson its second grade science.
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he probably failed that class
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A well deserved death
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I think I saw it on Happy Tree Friends when I was young
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Reminds me of the Ep where Lumpy has a tree fall on his leg, he amputates it only to realize his dumb ass amputated the wrong leg.
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Don't intervene or anything.
How did you all become so evil?
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He probably landed on the chainsaw
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Dumb ways to die
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It's 2023 why the fuck didn't he just call the handyman to do it?
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Depending on where you live in the states, that's about a $1000 tree to take down. Probably more. This guy took it down for the cost of 12 beers and possibly his ability to walk again but other than that, it was free.
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He ded
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Yep he is. Clifford “Timber” Mitchell was his name.
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Just gotta find a budget handyman.
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Then Burt doesn't get to use his chainsaw
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Then Burt would still be alive.
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But then no content for us degenerates
Maybe Burt just got hurt getting knocked to the dirt 😁
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CONTENT!
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Straight out of Tom&Jerry 🤣🤣🤣
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He even run in the one direction and .....I really don't understand how high or dumb you have to be for something like that
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He ran at the precise, exact angle mathematically to get crushed by the tree.
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One would think this only happens in cartoons
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Imagine the reaction of his family after seeing this video 💀 fucking dumbass
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fucking retarded
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Most retarded mf I've ever seen
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Would've lived if he didn't do it alone. Gotta have at least 2 people pulling it the way you want it to fall. Also, he did the whole stereotypical "run the direction the big thing falling is going to land." Pretty sure he did die btw, saw the news story about it.
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What a fucktard!
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Most retarded video (of a man) I have seen today
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Literal natural selection...
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damn. you can hear his spine snapping.
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If he was a bit smarter he would have knew, not to run infront of a falling tree 🤷♂️
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