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This can be easily solved even wihout a gun or knife.

Put your palms on either side of the dogs head, like you're trying to cover its ears. Get a good grip on the face with both hands, and drive your thumbs into its eye sockets. Not for the faint of heart, as you will be covered in hell-hound viscera.

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Thank you for your reddit-grade retarded advice.

If you actually want to disarm a dog, grab its hind legs and walk backwards as necessary. Then wait for professional help to sedate him or her (or in the worst case shoot him/her).

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Or I could just shoot it. Not gonna risk my life and limb to preserve the life of two beasts who are actively killing someone + are gonna get euthanized anyway.

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