CHILD WARNING Monkey Banana Attacked A 2 Year Old Girl In Russia, Moscow

Dude this dad is such a huge pussy. Fucking grab that mother fucking monkey and slam it into the fucking ground fuck that. Ive never been so frustrsted by a video in my life.

If that was my kid i would've stomped that monkeys skull open

Modern human beings are so useless.

What kind of soy ass pussy bitch man is that?

Failure of a fucking father.

I wasn't expecting an actual monkey here

The sad reality is that a Monkey has far more strenght than we think, their muscles on their hands and arms are capable of tearing up flesh, similar to how easy it would be for us destroying a fruit barehanded, a couple seconds wrestling with one can get you scars for life, or even death, they would try to bite your face immediately and you would be losing an eye or your nose before you know it. Maybe even get your fingers biten off.

Im not trying to defend the guy, but he probably knows what a monkey is truly capable of, he was in shock and really scared...

They want to have a war with everyone but even small monkey beats the fuck out of them

The retarded dad could have done all that without spilling his beer. What a moron! Smack that fuckin thing into the ground like a helicopter.

Imagine failing so bad as a dad.. pathetic

Why the fuck is EVERYTHING in this video?

Is that toddler on a ladder alone?!? The ones that ran away looked like kids so I can't really blame them for not putting themselves in harm's way, but damn nota one even tried, brutal.

And why were the parents SO far away from this situation that seemed already in need of parenting when the monkey makes it a fucking nightmare?

Watch your fucking 2 year old! They're not old enough to be on their own, and kids shouldn't be put in situations where they are directly responsible for a child that can so easily kill themselves in several ways.

It takes like seconds for a toddler to drown, if the video hadn't been titled and had started like 5 seconds sooner, that would have been my guess for death, and a fall for serious injury...then I would have been fucking blown away by the MONKEY of all things fucking this poor kids day up.

Edit: basically alone. The other child doesn't look like he's really holding onto her and isn't in a position to have stopped her if she did slip and fall one way or another. So It's as if she were alone.

Lmao here I thought the title was referring to a black person.

HOW TF ARE THE PARENTS NOT STOMPING ON IT'S HEAD!

Fucking ni-

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

This guy has to be retarded. Grab the fucking thing by the throat and drown it, slam it onto the ground, choke it to death, DO ANYTHING. But nah he rather kick like a pussy worried that his precious slippers will fall off instead of being a man and defending a child.

If it were me, then I'd be testing whether monkeys can breathe under water.

BRO HOW CAN YOU BE SO WEAK COWARD AND DUMB, OOOOOHHH FATHER OF THE YEAR

Someone find that dad and beat the fuck outta him

I would have grabbed the ladder and beat that fucking monkey to death. I fucking hate monkeys.

imagine escaping the war in Ukraine just for your kid to end up being fucked up by a monkey

Damn why is that monkey so keen on attacking that child

This is what happens to men on soy.

Nasa guy in Russia lol bro

hmmm i kinda wanted to defend the dad for at least trying but re watching the video yeeeeeah i can now see why yall are pissed.

What a bunch a fucking pussy ass kids. Then thank god mom was there cuz dad is clearly in over his head. Fuck what a fucking pansy. How unmanly.

baby threat kill threat go back to millionaires zoo eat nana

Well that guy is fucking useless, kick the fucking monkey , that fucker probably already did some damage to the kid, i would kick to kill i fucking hate monkeys they are such assholes and one of gods mistakes.

A two year old being on a ladder beside a pool above concrete is already sketchy AF.

Crazy that the two year old fought harder than the 40 year old man.

Whole family of pussies, this should be a wake up call

(dad should get a month long vacation in ukraine so he doesn't shoo shoo and bitchkick away a wild animal thats ripping apart his daughter)

this shit is bananas.

Ngl if i was one of them i might stangle the monkey

i clearly see why this man flew from the war...

Watched it again. Fuck that dad x a milly… pathetic

WTF? Russians are supposed to be such bad ass guys and they run from a monkey that's attacking a little girl! The mother is the one who gets the girl away from it.

Damn Russian monkeys.

If thats my child i swear that monkey is goin to die as fck..

with less man

The father is the Master of pussies 😂

FFS, beat it with the skimmer and/or drown the fucker in the pool.

A chimp or Gorilla i can see but that was a little ass monkey wtf dad

You gotta LOVE that asshole in his slides trying to scare the monkey away!

What? Who are these beta males? That monkey would've gotten stomped if I was there. And why the fuck did they run away!?Such pussies smh.

Grab the fucking ladder and bash it. I get not wanting to get close because they're vicious and you can get fucked up but you have a long range weapon RIGHT THERE

is it just me or is the dad like not doing anything at all

What a lame father...

I would have loved the chance to fight that monkey

No big brother in site

Fck that Chimp, i think i would have killed it, if it was my daughter Most Definitely, Dead Monkey.

this isn't moscova its terprigorievo

Okay. Here's the game plan:

If you're not vulnerable and capable, run away!

Otherwise, you guys can handle it.

Lmao

Serves them right for being pro-Putin.