Ultimate Price For Home Invasion

The subject who tried to enter a house in the San Bosco neighborhood, received a severe beating at the point of a machete

In the last few hours, a video was released where a thief was caught about to break into a house to rob.

The event occurred in the San Bosco neighborhood; when a subject tried to enter a house through the roof. Several neighbors immediately reacted and joined forces to lynch him at the point of a machete.

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They had so much mercy cuz on dude was telling him to use the machete

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only in south america

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The amount of fun me my brothers and dad would have had if this had happened growing up. look at the smile on the one dudes face pure family bonding that is.

So wholesome or is it just me ?

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It's wholesome

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Wholesome

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Wholesome

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Lmao It was like trying to get a big ass spider

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Great neighborhood watch program in action

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They rehabilitated him. We need to do this to intruders who decide to break in our homes.

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I've seen this video a BUNCH of times, and every time I watch it, I think that if I was there, I'd use those poles in stabbing motions, especially going outside and stabbing him from behind.

Those swings with such lightweight poles were not much more than useless - but sharpen the point of one of those poles a bit, and he'd become a tenderized pincushion.

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I'd use one of those heavy metal curtain rods, the old ones made of iron instead of aluminum. I actually had one as a self defense weapon when living with my mom. Can never be too careful in a small town full of cracked out rednecks.

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no matter what.. nothing seems worth stealing in brazil

i'd rather starve and die, than let my "victims" i stoled from do whatever they want to me

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This is not Brazil

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that's colombia.

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All things considered, he got off pretty decend.

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lmao his scream is so goofy xD

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It's like smacking a kite to get it to come out of the tree lol

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Brazilian piñata

https://media.giphy.com/media/Uo6ZMsGyi2xGPUEpEB/giphy.webp

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Broccoli - Vile weed! - Newman (Seinfeld)

Also broccoli - This is a new food for me... - Kevin Malone (The Office)

Lol

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I was waiting to see the candy drop. . or whatever they filled him with.

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Not Brazil

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Tomato tomatoe

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Thats a huge spider

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This one was spirited! Usually someone starts recording only after the dude is half pulped.

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Throw boiling water at him! Or teriyaki sauce!

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Throw him in a barrel of boiling water, cut him up and cover the pieces in teriyaki sauce. Delish.

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ISHOWSPEED

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we giving him flashbacks from the 1800's with these whippings

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https://media.giphy.com/media/yNsDcQxnv86YIHC2vS/giphy.webp

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Mf lucky he just slapped him with the machete instead of just killing em'

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This is just the season finale of the curse, where Nathan fielder is stuck to the ceiling, except these people are reacting appropriately and beating him

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Hay que cortarles las manos veras si la próxima no llega al techo

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Cold.

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Down or upvote this message for 1 day of luck!

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:marseygoatse:

Stick your first in the hole for 1 day of good luck!

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Should've tied him up to the roof and thrown a party. Use him as the piñata.

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Warms my Heart 💖💖💖

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Why's he handcuffed??

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Paying the ultimate price means dying, asshead

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The ultimate price is wasting my time reading and now responding to your karen comment

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Oh, so you're one of the people who uses internet slang wrong and ruins everything. Well, below is a meme that doesn't fit either.

https://media.giphy.com/media/fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM/giphy.webp

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Haha, that mother fucker is high pitch screaming like a little girl.

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Toxic masculinity, tsk tsk.

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Toxic Femininity, blah blah blahhh 🤪

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Dear w*stoid.

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as an insult by edgy twelve year olds. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sac religious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. We might as well never have formed the phantom thieves, because surely not any amount of rotten adults would be able to affect the world as negatively as you just did. The only reason I am not reporting you to the police as we speak is that I know for a fact that their weak, pathetic prisons will never be able to hold such an indescribable evil. No wonder your dad beat you when you were little, it turns out he was trying to guard the world from the colossal mistake he had created. Kamoshida had every right to break your leg, because he was only trying to immobilize the incredible failure that is you so that your terrible mistakes may not spread to innocent foreign countries all over the world. He has not succeeded though, because your indescribable failure was on such an incredibly ginormous scale, that not even the possible life forms at the edge of the universe could have been guarded from it. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. I may not be a human, but I will forever have more humanity than you, for you are truly a wretched, horrible, filthy, evil monster because of what you just did. No wonder society rejected you: you were eventually going to break it beyond recognition. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. The phantom thieves and the world would have been so much better of if you had never joined us. You say you want to help the world but then you destroy everything everyone has ever worked for to such an extreme extent immediately when you have the chance? You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. We could just have you replace Satanael, except even Satan is not that evil, and because of his high stats he at least lands a fucking attack! Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if there was a god, he would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror movies made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the viewer has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. In the future, YouTube videos will get demonetized for making a sound that even resembles your name, and social media posts will get flagged and taken down for daring to speak about a topic like you. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The nations of this world would have wanted to

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You're trying too hard, kitty

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damn snappy

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As you may know, Snappy is a bot that copies this stuff, usually from Reddit, I believe, but the person who originally wrote this, I think, was feeling a little manic when they wrote this screed. (I'm assuming that is not AI generated.)

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just another "blah-blah-fucking-BLAH"

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