Tied up and dismembered alive

It's worse then it looks :marseyyarn:

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I am NOT going to south america

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i live in a monkey country (venezuela) and its been actually fine for me, i haven't seen any cartel stuff nor i will ever

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Im very happy for you, glad nothing happend to you so far. Stay safe bro

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The best way to win is by carrying cyanide capsule in one of your teeth that you bite to instant kill yourself when you're in danger of loosing your shit.

Cartel about to chop your dick off ?

:marseycyanide: => :bite: πŸ’Š=> :marseysplat:

Brown bear about to raw dog you in the forest ?

:marseycyanide: => :bite: πŸ’Š=> :marseysplat:

Wife about to ask for divorce?

:marseycyanide: => :bite: πŸ’Š=> :marseysplat:

About to get discombobulated?

:marseycyanide: => :bite: πŸ’Š=> :marseysplat:

Someone got your nose ?

:marseycyanide: => :bite: πŸ’Š=> :marseysplat:

Forgot to wash your ass ?

:marseycyanide: => :bite: πŸ’Š=> :marseysplat:

Accidentally said you too to the waiter?

:marseycyanide: => :bite: πŸ’Š=> :marseysplat:

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xDD

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nice

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This happened in North America.

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😟

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Turn your compass 180Β° :marseylaughwith:

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Mexico is in North America, idiot.

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