Would you rather go first or last?

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Id rather get up, run and get shot.

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Exactly what I was thinking. I'd try to be so uncooperative that they just shot me instead.

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Or theyd make an example out of you and turn you into funky town 2.0

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That's exactly it! It would most likely turn out way worse for you if you resist

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They'll tell you that if you get up and run they will skin you alive. Nah fuck that lol

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That’s what I was thinking, why not just run and get shot

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First has to be my pick. Get it over with, i dont wanna figure out what is going to happen till i'm already done for.

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First. I just wanna go. Don't wanna see that shit. I don't even know why I'm here, this shit grosses me the fuck out lol. Morbid curiosity I guess. I understand why some people here would say last though. Lol savages.

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Probably first. I'm a little bitch and would want it over with asap.

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Why anyone would get on their knees and wait to die is a mystery to me. Die fighting. They’re gonna kill your family anyway

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Probably first. You know that fucking thing is going to be dull to begin with and it only gets worse sawing through each neck. If you're last it'd take forever for them to actually kill you.

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I feel like the last dude actually got it the easiest. He got that chop to the back of the neck pretty early on and I think that pretty much put his lights out.

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The last guy was asking to not be killed. He was asking for a job while the second guy (his brother) is being killed. Can you imagine being the second hearing that

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Ngl I would hope my brother found a way to survive. I’m obviously already done for and going out in a miserable fashion. I wouldn’t want my brother to get his head slowly removed just because I did. But yeah still would be kinda demoralizing. Not that you’d have much moral while having your head removed lol.

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With a knife that dull, I guess it doesn't matter.

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that guy has stamina.

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First no question

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I’d try to fight and hope I got shot.

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definitely first. the anticipation would kill me long before a knife to the neck.

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I will say, having had cut the head of a few whitetail deer for taxidermy purposes, a living beings head, or was living beings head, doesn’t come off easy. There’s a lot of things holding that together. But then again I didn’t saw or chop at it like a maniac narco either. Just a regular saw and knife.

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Last, I’m Christian and want enough time to say my prayers so I can ensure my spot in Heaven before I die.

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If your god won’t let you into heaven because you didn’t have enough time to say a last minute prayer immediately before having your head chopped off, is that really a god you want to serve?

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It’s to wash off my sins. Can’t go to heaven if youre a criminal in gods eyes

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Jesus fking christ so slow... I had to fastforward the video... sharp that knife.... poor guys

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with a blunt knife like that I'd rather jump and face these guys to be shot dead

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Yeah with your hands tied you’re not gonna accomplish much. I doubt they’d shoot you for jumping up. Probably just beat the shit out of you and make your death much less pleasant.

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our... worse than true

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I would run and make them shoot me instead.

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That’s how you end up in funkytown.

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Oh shit.

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Spin the Bottle Cartel Edition

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First!! As soon as you feel the blade you exhale and give him the best angle to cut!!! 😉

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Dull blades are the worst

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all this over imaginary gang wars and some drugs lol

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I'd try to make them shoot me in the head, so I'd die quicker.

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Definitely first so i don't have to hear the others scream or see or smell their blood, i can't stand it it makes me feel sick. But then again I'd be hoping if i was last something would go wrong and they'd have to stop and I'd somehow have a chance to eacape. That's highly unlikely though.

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maybe like.. 2nd

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That's gotta be exhausting

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Last. I want to see.

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