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Most embarrassing deaths (nudity/masturbation warning)

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I like orgasms. I like 'em just fine - as Woody Allen said "even my worst one was right on the money". But I don't know if I like them so much I'd risk death trying to 'enhance' or 'improve upon' or 'intensify' an already pretty pleasurable experience. If I'm going to die having an orgasm, I'd prefer it to be at age 95 while I'm surrounded by a harem of beautiful women, not with a Dyson hooked up to my unit and a plastic bag over my head !

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