If you are gonna die, and they are recording you to post it here, would you care?

As long as my family doesn't see it, it doesn't matter to me.

Yes, death is very ugly. I'd hate it if people saw me that way

honestly, i hope it gets posted

Sure why not

Only if you all fap furiously

I would be honored, I HOPE they're gonna post it here.

Accept the reality and smile

Nah, go for it. Hope my death brings someone, somewhere some joy. I won't care, I'll be dead.

Nope. Can't really care about anything when you're dead. Also, Fuck life insurance. Why would I pay into something for my ungrateful family to enjoy?

It'd be an honor

You serious?

I dunno, recording a person dying of old age is pretty boring.

I agree. We couldn't care less. At least don't embarrass your family with such suffocation sex related thing💁‍♂️

lol fck no i only want my family to see me dead

I'd make sure to give a shout out before I die.

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn't be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone