101 reasons to not stay alive

101 reasons to unalive yourself:

1. your parents hate you

2. your fears control you

3. you will never see your family again

4. you will never be able to speak a word to your favorite artist

5. your music taste is trash

6. It don't make sense going to heaven with the goodie goodies dressed in white

7. you have no friends

8. you are uninspiring

9. before you accidentally have children and spread your genes

10. your cat would eat you

11. to rid your parents of the burden

12. your idol would spit on you if they met you

13. to bleed until you die

14. to feel nothing afterwards

15. the last meal is the most special one

16. to spare your siblings of your presence

17. drinking water and breathing is cringe tbh

18. your tattoo artist doesn't have to hear your next "Oh my gash this flower would be so important to me and my story"

19. worthless fucking buddha head

20. your internet friends are not your friends

21. you will not find someone who loves you

22. to eat exquisite shit in hell

23. to drink blood in hell

24. junkie

25. you are the product of a ghetto-bred captitalistic mentality

26. dancing with the devil

27. smoked until your eyes bleed

28. ask a nibba doing life

29. to see the world change from colorful to black

30. to go to another dimension

31. to learn a new way of killing yourself

32. to learn to draw weapons on yourself

33. people wont have to put up with your retarded stories anymore

34. you will never be major

35. The darkness holding you tightly, as the sun won't rise up

36. Swear words and the release you feel when you squeeze the trigger

37. Satan got hot bitches.

38. Can't help the people youre missing

39. One last hit

40. Cloud watching while you fall down 100m

41. Taking a bath with a toaster

42. Death is a gift

43. “I saw this and unfortunately ahd to think of you."

44. The feeling you will never get when someone says, “I love you."

45. The relief you feel after making your decision.

46. Darkness at any time of day.

47. The feeling you never get when you falsely assume someone is listening to you/giving you their full attention.

48. Your future wedding is... lol what am I talking about

49. Your favorite candy bar is probably unhealthy

50. Your clothes were made by child slaves

51. Eyes lower than your GPA

52. They will bet on the falls you take

53. They won't let go if you decided to stay

54. They'll be there until you don't wake up

55. They will follow. Whatever path you take, wherever you might go

56. Whenever you decide to leave, they won't follow

57. The sound your body makes when it hits the ground from a rooftop

58. Fought their fight, bought their lie

59. The person (or people) that mean the most to you. Do it for them.

60. Trying out new, innovative suicide methods.

61. And yet they ask you for more

62. The rush you get when you step over the ledge

63. You unironically think you have to share your voice and talents and knowledge with the world because as if they are valuable in any way shape or form.

64. You spilled your coffee yesterday

65. What purpose do you serve?

66. Find a cause worth dying for then just die lol

67. One last futile prayer

68. There is no forgiveness.

69. Your crew is featherweight

70. All the way at the bottom, of the barrels you cry out

71. So ashamed of your tears that you blame only yourself

72. What it takes depends on who you know and where you came from

73. Realize that everyone hates you.

74. Spending the day with a trusty noose

75. You lack the ability to create meaningful and lasting relationships.

76. You aint a crook son, you just a shook one

77. They feast from the lettuce while you settle for crumbs

78. You're fed these empty fairy tales

79. Will you believe them?

80. Never in question, lethal injection

81. You think you make a positive impact on the environment and help protect the planet. Just LOL, cope, you're a plague to this planet

82. Not long ago you thought the answers were so crystal clear

83. Within a day youll find yourself livin in constant fear

84. Ask yourself, do you deserve to live?

85. Before the FBI finds you

86. Even the great Mike Mew (praised be his name) can't save you

87. Can you look at yourself now?

88. You can't win this fight

89. Nobody has to listen to you singing off key anymore.

90. Just LOL @ you subhuman

91. Spontaneous russian roulette.

92. You hate sand. Its coarse, rough and irritating

93. You will never reach the shore where you could lay your head down

94. Nothing can fix your lateral orbital rim retrusion

95. Disneyland employees wont have to put up with you ever again

96. As your skin turns yellow you forget this hell

97. You won't have to go to the next family christmas dinner

98. The day when everything finally goes away.

99. The Compliments and praise you will never receive.

100. To never have to look at this post ever again.

101. To post your death on WPD!