Jumper lands ass first

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The ultimate nightmare has to be surviving that as a complete quadriplegic.

Not only did you fail, your life just got a trillion times more challenging AND there isn't even the chance of escaping this time.

Buy the ticket, enjoy the ride.

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Bro did the spring sound from roblox

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i thought he'd CRUNCH

but he went boing

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He missed the bollard

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I got that reference. Yay me.

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I honestly wonder if he could survive that, the way he landed maybe shattered his spine

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Spine.zip

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This is the first time I have ever said this: Underrated comment.

There must be a lot of zoomers in here?

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I'm 24, idk what generational cult that puts me in.

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W A S T E D

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Bro took a screenshot

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The Roblox spring SFX would go great here, ngl

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The moment he hit the ground he activated his star stance.

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He bounced, not on his boy's dick for hours, but on the asphalt. Once.

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Jumping from the 4th floor has a pretty good chance you'll survive. If I was ever going to choose this way to go, I'd try for at least twice as many

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https://media.giphy.com/media/O5NyCibf93upy/giphy.webp

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Bro bounced

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Probably got hit so hard he came

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Bet that felt good

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