Fucker recorded his death

Tragedy in Ceará, Brazil, where a 39 year old man has lost his life after falling from a zip line. The most shocking thing about what happened is that he was actually recording the moment he fell.

Source: https://au.news.yahoo.com/tourist-records-the-moment-he-falls-to-his-death-in-freak-accident-033556883.html

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lol what's the point of him even doing that in the first place if all he wanted to do was stare at his fucking phone the whole time

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THAT killed him???

Was he made of marzipan?

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Hahaha that's a good one 😂. But seriously thats my first thought too, it looked like he fell pretty gradually and on sand too. Now he dead? How fitting would it be if he was impaled by his selfie stick 🤓.

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It definitely looks like you could survive that, depending on how you fell.

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I mean he was going pretty fast horizontally so I could reasonably see him tumbling in a bad way

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Thought so too at first, but he faced the opposite way he was headed and slammed the back of his head from his forward momentum.

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Mother fuckers jumping head first from the top of buildings have survived and this dude died to sand

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def a skill issue right there

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That zip line went down like the Baltimore bridge.

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It went down like your mom.

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Very unnecessary death. His obesity, the lack of structural stability, and the line basically fell on top of him. Should have been enjoying the zip too instead of being on his phone.

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Woooooooooooo!!!

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Ain't no way that's a death. That's a baby fall + he fell on soft sand

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The zip line weighs 2-8 tons depending on length, plus the accessories for the line itself and guides. It fell ON him.

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Nah, at the church camp I went to as a kid a girl fell from less than the height this dude fell from. Her body was so badly broken she had to be airlifted out. Granted there wasn't soft sand as you mentioned, but again, shorter distance and pretty bad result (plus, as someone else said, the equipment fell onto this dude.)

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Being over weight and not paying attention to surrounding caused his death. He probably could have survived if he had payed attention tht zipline falling cuz he fat

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he didnt fall from the zipline, the zipline fell from him :lol:

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Bro is heavier than Caseoh 💀

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LMFAO

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Damn, cheated the roving gangs of hitmen out of a kill. Who the fuck would ever go to Brazil willingly as a tourist

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This is why you don't build shit on sand.

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I wonder who uploaded the video to the internet.

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Wooooo Woooooo :marseybrainletclapping:

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Let me get a “ Shahka Bro”

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This is exactly how I would like to go as a granny

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First don't do extreme sports if you are fat and less if you are Brazilian

https://media.giphy.com/media/71taCLE2Q5lq8/giphy.webp

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I did zip lines in the Cloud Forest of Costa Rica. The highest off the deck (300 ft) and the longest line 1/2 mile, were one and the same. After watching this, I probably wouldn't do that shit again...even though the Costa Rican operation was pretty damn professional and the equipment looked well taken care of. As a former climber, their anchoring was top notch too, which unfortunately here, looks to be where they fucked up.

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We've probably met hahah, Monte Verde rocks. Lots of cool tarantulas!

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The great thing about the parts of the world that haven't evolved into litigous societies is that you can do whatever you want. But it means you've got to do a better job of making sure shit is safe. Zip lines in Latin America is just ASKING for trouble.

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This is exactly why im afraid of heights like bungee jumping, parachuting etc.

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Pussy

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its okay we all know you dont get "pussy"

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I feel like I'm reading another language when I look at that link in removeddit. Based? nu-male? And why do they hate the nintendo switch so much? I googled "soyboy meme" and now I'm even more mystified.

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