People fail to catch a jumper

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oups lol

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Paint a bullseye on it so he knows where to aim.

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They could have put the ladder on the lower roofs to reach higher. Maybe stacked some pallets and get to the top

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did the guy die?

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Oops

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Maybe it wasn't a fail , they were all fighting over the fresh meat ..you never see them at the yellow sticker aisles it's like black Friday

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I did this an hour ago. I was horny and started to masturbate. I wanted to get off to scat so I went on here and a couple of other sites. About half way through I felt something knocking on my hole. I farted but I knew I had some shit in the tube. I read a post about mixing poop with food and someone said ice cream. I came thinking about that.

About 10 minutes later and I said fuck it and decided to try it. Went to the kitchen made myself a brown of ice cream and grabbed a cup.

went back to my room and put the bowl under my hole and started pushing. I used the cup to collect my piss. It was getting full so I put my dick in the piss to fill it, it started to over flow so I stopped, put the cup to the side, spilling some piss over my hand and leg. I started pissing all over my hand while pushing out my shit.i pushed out all of it and used my pissy hand as tp.

I poured a little piss from the cup into the bowl to make a nasty slurry. The shit was soft chunks, not my favorite but I didn't care. I put a small piece on the spoon and scooped some ice cream so it was hiding it a little bit. I looked at at the pissy, shitty cream for a minute and put it in my mouth. I started to chew it and swallowed. I didn't taste the shit but I knew it was there. I got so hard I did it again. This time there was less ice cream and I swallowed the cream and left some shit behind so I tasted more of it. I came into the bowl. But post nut clarity got me and I went to take a shower and brush my teeth.

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can i kill you ? for real not a fetish weird thing i just want you to disappear from earth no emotion invole i just want you gone

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