Next time drink a Red Bull before you jump (backstory in pinned post)

cliff diver, cliff diving, parachute

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hmm sauce

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Sugar free sauce so diabetics can enjoy it too.

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Fake sauce. I knew it was lying to me.

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thank you

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Rich retards with zero brain

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I love how the parachute comes out comedically at the end, after the guy smashes into the rocks head first.

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Monster >>> Red Bull

https://media.giphy.com/media/yqGJSngXaaa9W/giphy.webp

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Both shit

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NOS much better

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But doesn't give you wings. Not effective in this context.

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Monster gives you Hulk?

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Just try again...

https://media.giphy.com/media/EatwJZRUIv41G/giphy.webp

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Bro had his arms up until the last few meters until his death. Probably forgot to pull the parachute. What a dumbass

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Hmm interesting.

Could i pay for a parachute experience and just kill myself by not opening?

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I mean, technically you could, cause we just saw it happen. But most non-scam skydiving places make you parachute with someone until you have a certain amount of hours under your belt. Ain't nobody taking on the liability of shoving a dude who has no idea what they're doing out of a plane.

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I thought so but i could just run for the door. Unless they keep it closed or underwatch all the time.

Im going to watch some yt vids on that to understand the process.

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You're most likely gonna be heavily strapped in to the harness with the instructor probably on the ground. Maybe you can play a videographer who just wants to capture them exiting the door, and then make a dash for it when nobody expects it. Good luck with your death

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Looks like a 12 year old kid. What a safe activity for a child to do. Parachute off a short cliff with very little reaction time.

I mean, I’m depressed and all, but I take solace in the fact that at least I’m not as dumb as that.

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Wasn't a child, was a 50 year old man. Died when he splatted.

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"RedBull gives you wiinggs!"


:#hitlerpat:

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So was the guy really stupid or did the parachute malfunction?

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Imagine these are your last moments alive. Horrifying.

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You can see the parachute deploy and fail at the 4th second.

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Which pixel is that? I can’t see a thing

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Mans was not Rdy :chudcheers:

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Him lecturing his son at an earlier point in his life:

SO IF YOUR FRIENDS JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOURE GONNA TOO???

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Wouldn’t it be cool to have a rewind button

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He died becuz he was smol. RIP

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Jit got turned into a fresh pancake

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That parachute was trolling.

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The infamus impact activated parachute

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i saw this on youtube ;-;

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Must have been a race

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me playing gta online

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The chute opened after he hit the ground! 🤣🤣🤣

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My girlfriend jumping to conclusions

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The parachute works. It deployed after he bounced.

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you need more water fren

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It did open...

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sorry, bout your brother. wanna hang out next week anyway?

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An attempt was made...

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Are u a predditior or smth.

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He lived.

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He definitely ded.

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Im always saying this, check the height, humans can survive even 50 meters high.

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would you want to?

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Want to survive the fall? Of course not.

That's why im planning and taking my time looking for the right spot. No less than 70 meters high. Looking for more.

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:#marseyjohnson:

Snapshots:

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Why do people do this? Just smoke weed at home

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Well Jesus ! Think about how much weed you'd have to smoke in order to kill yourself ! The cliff is much quicker than death by 1000 tokes...

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No thanks, I'd rather die quickly falling from a cliff than die from the effect of drugs on my body

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Me too

https://media.giphy.com/media/9eCjIJu5cvjly972M5/giphy.webp

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Bro thats just dumb. You'd rather die from falling off a cliff than smoke weed?

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Bro, I'm just kidding...

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