CHILD WARNING (Child Warning!)Attempt to catch a falling child with a carpet went wrong.

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Atleast he tried to save him:(

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It looks like they did catch him though? He spun the carpet around and flopped off, but they certainly afforded an exponentially softer landing than direct to concrete, no?

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I bet it's way harder to gauge exactly where the falling body is going to land than people realize. Especially when it's flailing about.

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Throw something else first of similar weight so you can get a better idea... Pokes temple like in the smart black guy meme

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:#marseybottom:

Snapshots:

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/wellthatsucks

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They tried, which is commendable. It looks like the child wouldn't have made it even if it had landed right in the middle of that carpet.

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Wtf kinda person just looks around like they're bored when they're trying to save a kid's life?

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And wtf is that noise

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hey at least that one dumbass in the background helped break his fall

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His reaction was as if he died in a video game.

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Calamity, disaster, the most tragic of things,

As you fly through the air, without legs made of springs.

Oh what an indignity, to fall with a splat.

The Cat in the Hat, didn't land on the mat.

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Thats the guys fucking fault he was just standing there like he didnt see that what the fuck!?

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u had one job :D

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