Chinese Waffle House Brawl.... correction Chinese Noodle House Brawl 🍜🥊🥊🥢

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I’m genuinely not someone to advocate violence, nor to advise that one solve anything with violence — HOWEVER (heh) — this video has so many tremendous moments, holy shit haha! From the dude throwing that witch’s cauldron of lo mien, to the guy behind him getting a dish broken on his head, and then retreating back to the table to procure that little soy sauce dish/ninja star, while that probably very-overheated grandma shrieks like a Chinese variation of Dani Filth (good luck cleaning such a biblical amount of ”OH SHIT” out of that down jacket, lady), to the dude all the way in the back going all backyard-wrestling with that wooden folding chair — all while some guy is working on that bowl of noodles like he doesn’t need some fortune cookie to tell him that peanut and chili-flake diarrhea is in his immediate future. Like, holy FUCK, this video has everything. I was almost waiting for a subway car to come crashing through the wall, god DAMN. I dated a Chinese chick back in college for about six months, and her parents made me SO fucking glad that I married a Canadian.

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Nice you married a Canadian!

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This , this is all win take my upvote!

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watch the guy in the back get a chair broken over his back

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No, I know, I saw that! Haha! This scene is more ‘Lords of Chaos’ than the book! (Fuck the movie).

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Meanwhile the cameraman is eating like it happens every day.

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Regardless, I would probably scooch a few scooches back, and then do the same. It’s like being at a GG Allin show, because when you see something this crazy going down, you learn quickly where to go, which is behind them.

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me at McDonalds at 3 am

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When you find out there isn't any dog in your soup

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:#marseychad:

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