The old ARMY DickTwister!

Bro's got good vibrato:marseythumbsup:

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Meanwhile in the Navy: "Why'd you let go of my dick?"

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Lol Best comment ive seen so far XD

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This is how you end up with a knife in your eyeball when you're sleeping...

I have never seen such pussy shit before

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I often wonder why this doesn’t happen in more fights.

I also believe it’s a complete dick move. Seriously though, anything goes when you’re fighting for your life, but this is obviously an arranged fight to settle personal matters.

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I often wonder why this doesn’t happen in more fights.

Because a pair of jeans or most pants immediately make it impossible to grab. Also much more difficult to hit in a way that will disable the guy instantly. This whole notion of "just hit them in the balls/eyes/pressure point and you win any fight" is just silly.

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As a male, this hurts. Every man knows that causing harm to a dick is fucked up regardless of circumstances.

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Im sorry but if someones ripping my dick off, im biting their fucking ear like tyson

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that dude gay as hell

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I'd never jump in a 1v1 even if my boy got his ass absolutely handed to him. But here? I'm jumping in. This is equal to sucker punching.

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Balls.

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