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That is great information! I always tell my patients to do this whenever they come in with mild diarrhea!

Fun fact: the word electrolyte, as described by the etymonline website means a "substance decomposed by electrolysis," 1834, from electro- + Greek lytos "loosed," from lyein "to unfasten, loose, loosen, untie" (from PIE root *leu- "to loosen, divide, cut apart"

With that in mind, there are other fun ways you can ingest special electrolytes. Here it comes!

1. Bleach! Bleach is a great source of both sodium and chloride. Very important electrolytes in the regulation of your teeny tiny cells. Drink bleach!

2. Rocks. Rocks are filled with minerals, and what are minerals? Electrolytes in disguise! If you're feeling a bit down, tired for no reason or just are sick of eating the same, gooey food we eat everyday, eat rocks! Go eat rocks now. You must eat rocks now.

3. I'm in your walls

4. Acetone. Acetone, has two parts in it. A keto and a enol part. What does keto reminds us of? Diet! And enol? Alcohol! So if you're trying to lose some weight, but don't want to lose that fun vibe you only get when drunk, drink acetone!!

5. I can see you. I am in your walls

6. Piss. Pee has many great things in it our bodies just throw away. What a dumdum am I right? So instead of peeing in the toilet, call your friends and drink their pee! That way you replenish your electrolytes and have fun and make friendships. Awesome!

7. Poopey. While we are at it, what's another thing our body simply throws out? Poop! There are many things we don't digest fully, so eating poop is a great way to stay healthy and get that extra bang for the buck of your hard earned money you spent on food. Eat poop!

8. Sweat! Oh, this crazy body. Instead of just secreting water, it secretes other electrolytes as well. So if you don't want to miss a thing, drink sweat! See a good looking lady walking in the street? Her sweat must taste so good. Lick her! Lick her arm. Lick her face. If she resists, punch her, subdue her. Which takes us to our next fun way of replenishing our electrolytes.

9. Blood! Where better to get the things your body wants than blood? In this I don't recommend taking your own blood and drinking it, because it is already inside you, you schmukus, take it from someone else, they have plenty! Find your source, approach them and now you can have some fun! You can use your fists, a knife, a syringe, a gun, a hammer, a car, and just go to town on that thing. Drink blood.

10. Use your imagination. There are other fun ways you can replenish your electrolytes. Do some research, find a fun and wonky source and go for it! Human flesh has many electrolytes as well. Human brain, too. Do what you want. I know you want to try it, I can see you, I'm inside you, I'm in your walls, I will never leave you.