Mikhail Vladimirov Before the Incident:
The incident took place in the town of Kotelniki near Moscow on February 16 this year.
Russian media say he left his home around 4am, taking his registered shotgun, charged with numerous small lead pellets, with him.
The man then spent several hours driving around the town in a rented car, according to reports.
At one point he stopped the vehicle, put his shotgun between his legs, aimed the muzzle at his chin and fired, investigators said.
The shot completely destroyed Vladimirov's face but somehow missed his brain that saved his life, say local media.
Suffering from traumatic shock, Vladimirov got out of the car and was spotted by a female commuter who happened to go past the scene.
The terrified woman called emergency services.
The video filmed at the scene by a witness showed Vladimirov with a bloodied mass instead of the face sitting in the driver seat of his rented car.
“His jaw and nose were completely blasted off. Bloody chunks of flesh hung from his face instead of cheeks. He couldn't talk. He was making painful moo-like sounds,” an onlooker said.
Vladimirov was rushed to hospital where doctors managed to stitch what was left of his face together and save one of his eyes with 50 per cent of vision loss.
The man, who now receives food through a tube attached directly to his stomach, survived only by chance, say medics.
He already underwent numerous surgeries and has dozens of operations to restore facial bones and years of rehabilitation ahead of him.
Vladimirov worked as a security system technician and experienced constant financial difficulties that plagued him during his seventeen years of marriage, it is reported.
According to the man's parents, he constantly had unpaid loans that he had taken “to satisfy his wife's unlimited needs.”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/15200321/man-blows-off-jaw-nose-shotgun-trying-kill-himself/
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The Shotgun (probably a 12 gauge Mossberg 500):
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17 years of a greedy wife bitching you into constantly buying her shit, reaching the point of suicide, then missing a point-blank shot with a 12 gauge and blasting your face in half instead. Worst RNG I've ever seen. Fuck the psychotic hooker hope she gets robbed
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Not RNG, if he pointed the shotgun just a little farther back he would've gotten the results he wanted, or at least gotten enough brain damage to forget about that whore
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I agree of course, I was talking RNG in terms of universal predetermined fate
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Oh yeah, I totally see why he'd want to end it
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For fuck sake just put that poor bastard out of his misery! 🤦
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The doctors did a bang up job fixing his face, all things considered.
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Yeah, I expected him to look a lot worse, reminds me of that classic video where the kid fucks up diving off a pier and splits his face in two
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If I was him, I don't think I'd want to try and go on living after that. That's pretty messed up. Definitely not the most ideal state to continue living your life in, at all.
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I mean, testimony from people who jumped off bridges and whatnot say they regretted it once they leaped and found a new appreciation for life after the fact, don't know if this guy would feel the same with his injuries
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Considering what happened to one of the most important parts of his body, I don't think it's very likely that he will find anything new to appreciate about life, but I could obviously be wrong here. At least the doctors did what they could to salvage what was left of his face.
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Death rejected him. Surviving after a direct shotgun blow on your face that's clear rejection from death 😂
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Classic case of flinching..
A sure sign that one is just depressed and mentally sick, but not truly suicidal.
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I often worry I'm too retarded to properly end it, and videos like this definitely reinforce it
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Then you aren't actually suicidal.
The ones that are for real, DO IT!
They don't even talk about it..
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That's true, western medicine will always thwart your plans if you tell anybody about your intentions
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That's not why..
The SERIOUS ones can't be stopped anyway. They don't seek attention, they don't want help or interference, they just have a quiet plan and follow through.
If you're lucky, you'll get answers or reasons via a note...
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Put the man out of his misery for christ sake, if he wants to die let him die. hell if i as there and saw him like that, id take the shotgun and finish the job (well id probably ask the dude first if he wanted me to but yeah)
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I don't think he'd be able to answer, judging by those horrible sounds he was making
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A simple thumbs up or down would suffice
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Ever see that video of a guy with his face split in 2 like this guy but he's giving the thumbs up? I love that one
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And that's why you put the shotgun in your mouth and not under your chin.
Attempting suicide with a shotgun under the chin, will hardly ever end up with sucess.
If you want sucess, you put the shotgun in the mouth and aim for the brain.
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Bit of a stretch... it usually does work, just leaves a very slight chance for it to go wrong. Worked just fine for Ronnie McNutt
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Yeah, it's all about the angle. Also technically Ronnie used a rifle rather than a shotgun but that hardly matters. I think ronnie put the barrel much closer to his neck than this guy
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It's not where he put the gun so much as the angle of his head. If he moved his forehead forward and looked down before the shot, it would have hit his brain.
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Someone finish him off please, damnnnn
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I don't get these people. Your life was already bad enough to end it, and now it's even worse. Like, way worse. Just shoot again!
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Probably in too much shock to even register anything beyond agony and fear
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True
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I've seen similar injuries before. This must not be that uncommon in shotgun suicide attempts. What he has to live for now is anyone's guess.
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Suicide is almost always an impulsive act, nobody knows how to aim for the brain stem ig
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This case is the (real) never ending story! I love it!
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he probably want to shoot himself again, but too bad, he blew his face and eyes off, he can't find the shotgun and pull the trigger again
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Yeah I've seen enough content like this that I am never gonna attempt suicide. Like now you're useless, can't get laid, blind, humiliated. I'm good on that.
Also seeing the breath coming out of his decimated face was metal as fuck
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He didnt look half bad, if he worked out, got some muscle and ditched the bitch he woulda gotten a better life instead of lookin luke The Predator
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poor guy- he wanted it to end- and his luck is shit
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Tbh I might've re-cocked it for him were I the only one to find him.
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Same! Please put him out of his misery!
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Man, I wish people would do some research before they try to kill themselves, it's pretty hard to fuck up with a shotgun and yet he still did. In the mouth, pointed backwards toward the brain is the way to go
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His life is sooooo much better now
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When I watch gore I always notice how much stuff I don't know about a human body like how tf is he breathing
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I mean, he didn't hit his brain or only a miniscule amount of it, the airways are still open, and the lungs are still functioning
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This is a dumb ass question maybe but do you think that hurts? I saw a video where a guy said that when the pain is too big for the brain to process you won't feel that much
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Looked up failed suicide to see what the victims say about the pain
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On here or is it just on YouTube ?
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On here… haven't found any yet
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Well the brain itself doesn't have pain receptors but his face definitely hurts, the pain might be numbed a little from adrenaline but that'll wear off soon
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In your opinion should you kill this man to free him or save his life ?
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Poor dudes in a worse situation
As a medic Id want to end his suffering and kill him
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Same for me
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I dont wanna catch a felony
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Literally turned himself into an IRL Assface from Preacher
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At that point just shooting him again to put him out of his misery is probably the most humane thing to do.
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This is awful, imagine shooting yourself with a shot gun expecting to die, but you are still alive. You cant see, barely talk, and your face is gone and whats left of it fucking hurts. "Is it a dream?" "Am i immortal? "What the fuck is going on!?!?" Bystanders utter words in shock but you forgot what they mean. All you can do is scream in pain wishing that bullet killed you. A year later you look in the mirror and all you can barely see is a face that looks like a lump of clay. You are reduced to a freak. Fuck that I'm never killing myself no matter how low my life gets.
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Is there a law to kill someone how is dying slowly and in huge pain?
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It looks like he just put a panty hose on his face
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The surgeons did a great job ngl
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MooOmeoo0M00o....
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He's a hero for grooming his online presence to the point that the only before picture they could find was him wearing an empty beer case on his head
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Real life ArseFace from Preacher comics!
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He's now got a pussy in the middle of his face - a new way for him to earn a living.
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Worst 5 shotguns out there for suicide
Top 5 shotfuns out there for torture
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No idea if "shotfun" is a typo or intentional but I love it
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This reminds me of Joseph Stalin's son or something similar that shot himself and couldn't even successfully kill himself and he joked about with it. Man's face was definitely to fat to reach the brain he should've just put the barrel literally right beside his cranium.
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Always the womans...they unlimited needs..but now he looks better than befor and where's no brain you can't blow any away, good or? He can go now to UA Front, nothing to lose.
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the moment i saw "Failed" i felt emptiness in me
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Mans looks like a halo elite. “WORT WORT WORT”
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Is he okay?
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Why save the dude he tried to kill himseld you think he wants to live now?😂
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Frrr
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Me recuerda al jefe de policia pendejo de estados unidos que se disparo despues de discutir con su esposa
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This why you need to make sure your suicide attempt would NOT BE AN ATTEMPT BUT A SUCCESS! bro ended up looking like Adolf Hitler!!!!!
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There should be govt funded programme which teaches you how to properly commit suicide. I think it will help alot of people.
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The Republicans would oppose it.
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What a loser couldn't even kill himself right lolol
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Snapshots:
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Ugly fat fuck I'd consider suicide too if I was addicted to high fat high sugar foods
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Just like the old moral, there's always someone worse off than you
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