Customer shoots baker's son in the arm with a shotgun over stale bread. (Costa Rica)

Dead bread redemption

Walking up and confronting a man with a shotgun..... Hmmmm 🤔 what could possssibly go wrong?? 🫠

challenging someone with a shotgun in a shitehole like costa rica gotta be the dummest idea

Comparing dick sizes with someone with a loaded shotgun is never going to end well

Bro dared him

Ego is in most cases the cause of death. Why act like YoU hAvE bAlLs and walk forward to a guy holding a shotgun? I’d rather be called a pussy and get my ass outta there u win this time buddy

In the heart of a tranquil village, a woman set out one Sunday afternoon on a short journey to the Vega Bakery. The establishment, a stone's throw away from her home - eight blocks to be precise, was renowned for its freshly baked loaves. Her objective was simple, to purchase two of these, each priced less than a dollar, and return home.

However, her mundane afternoon stroll took an unexpected twist. An hour after her purchase, she found herself striding back to the bakery, indignation radiating off her. The bread, she asserted, tasted abysmal, and she insisted on getting her money back. The bakery owner, firm and unyielding, dismissed her claim, leaving her no choice but to retreat.

Minutes later, however, the woman returned, this time behind the wheel of her car with her husband at her side. The dispute reignited, only this time, it occurred outside the bakery near their vehicle. As heated words turned into a physical altercation, the husband reached into his car, his hand reemerging with a shotgun.

The owner's son, Dennis Kalet Vega, who also worked in the family-run bakery, boldly stepped into the escalating fray. He stood face-to-face with the armed man, jeering at him with an audacious dare. "Can't take a little heat without your toy gun, baby?" Vega taunted. "Scared of having a man-to-man, are we? You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, chicken!"

Meanwhile, the woman looked on, her gaze fixed on her husband. Challenging him, she goaded, "Baby, you going to let him speak to you like that? Aren't you a real man?"

In response to Vega's taunt and his wife's provocative words, the husband did the unthinkable. The echo of the shotgun blast rippled through the peaceful village, and Vega fell, his right arm gruesomely injured. In the ensuing shock, the couple slipped away, leaving behind a trail of fear and confusion.

Vega, riddled with fractures, was rushed to the hospital. The serene village had been disrupted, and its inhabitants were left dealing with the aftermath. As night fell, the woman was apprehended by the Judicial Investigation Agency, while her husband managed to evade capture, becoming a village ghost.

In a bizarre twist, the woman later launched a GoFundMe campaign, aiming to support her fugitive husband. She remained steadfast in her defiance, her audacious campaign also seeking funds to buy 'good tasting' bread, never losing an opportunity to take a jab at the bakery. All the while, she persistently claimed her man was no chicken, standing by his actions, refusing to admit their absurdity.

The last thing that chunky bitch needs is more bread

the last thing that bitch and her fatass husband needs is more food

Double digit IQs

That shotgun buckshot was probably worth more than the bread lmao

This should be in shooting not maiming

Because some fat slag acted like an entitled cunt.

Bro is picking up a boulder against a shotgun🤣

I love my country so fucking much

bro went to pick up the rock like he was going to do something against a guy who blew a hole in his buddys arm.. what makes him think he wouldnt blow a hole in his head for throwing the rock through the screen?

took him a second to realise

bro took a second to realize

Lmao. Not very husbandly to let his wife behind to take his fall. But then again stupid is as stupid loves.

I'll never understand why people think this is smart. It's just as dumb as the fucking rooster thing guys do before a fight. I've had a few dudes try and bump chests with me before a fight, you can literally just swing on them and knock their ass out because they're not expecting it. That's literally what this is except with a gun.

Damn! They take their bread very seriously there.

Fuckin whale karen. Should get gutted like the pig she is

That would be hilarious if they eventually went back to that bakery haha.

😂😂😂😂 that’s what he gets for having his arms open like that

lol that stale bread dont cost as much as all the legal fees headed their way

Man, the guy took the shotgun to the forearm pretty well. Looks like he walked off. Good for him. I wonder how far till he fell over?

Well, now fat lady needs to find another bakery I guess.

He didn’t deserve that, until he started running his mouth to an angry man with s shotgun.

What you gonna do? Shoot me???

They'll have plenty of time to compare jail bread to that bread that caused the altercation.

Thats what he gets for acting the big man. Asks the guy to shoot him, so he blows his arm off, fair play

He's mad because that fat cunt that's with him started crying her 2nd morning loaf of bread was stale.

I mean. At least he knows not to sell goofy ahh bread any more

It looks like this ended in a STALEMATE ... Bah dum bum

You gave me rye.... I ASKED FOR PUMPERNICKEL!

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he got off lucky because that looks fixable

If a bakery was involved, they were probably fighting over dough...

let me preface this by saying I hope I never get shot, but I hope that if that day comes, I take it like the dude did. impressive pain control.

The Bread Avenger

These people are unhinged

"Pistols put holes in people. Rifles put holes through people. Shotguns at the right range with the right load will physically remove a chunk of shit from your opponent and throw that shit on the floor" - Clint Smith 😎

Great Costa Rican Bake Off is high-stakes

he should of cut the shell emptied the pellets and replaced it with the "stale bread" slug and shot him instead... what a DUMB excuse to take someones life :( even if he was a Idiot.

remember seeing this on the sub

You mean to tell me this was all over stale bread

let him bake!

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Understandable reaction tbh

Would do the same if you fuck with my food... Baker should be thankfull to be shot, just in the arm. Now tape that shit up and go right back to work. And hurry up bro.. we need them tasty bakery stuff...

Will you look at that

Snapshots:

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