Huge dildo gets pulled out (how did it get there) :marseywtf2:

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that ain't a dildo thats a fucking snake

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"Doc, really, I slipped and fell on this thing. Any chance you didn't throw it away after you got it out?"

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Sometimes I also fall on my ass on various long things, it's just a normal coincidence

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Do they travel to your tonsils, though?

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It hasn't happened to me, but I think it may have happened to some people

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1.) how long is that fucking :marseytom: thing!? and 2.) we all get a little :marseyapplejackpixelart: cocky and think :marseygigathonk: we can take more than we can handle!

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it got in there with effort and determination !

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The guy just walking by and being like "damn, they got skill to fit such a thing"

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Which body part is that!??? Tfff brr

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I was just going to eat

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why u on wpd whn ur abt to eat matr

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mate*

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just today I had seen a picture online of an X-ray image that showed a hamster in a jar inside a man's ass

the hamster did not survive

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Might have come out faster the other end. Must have been choking on that.

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:#marseyidk2:

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