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Amazing, Little-Known Feature of WPD!!!

Howdy, folks!

You know, I see a lot of posts asking for more flairs and all these extra features all the time. At the same time, I see one of the most powerful features on the site going unused.

Time and time again, I see the front page full of video requests, stupid questions being asked and re-asked, and reposts. Once again, one of the oldest, most beneficial features of the site going unused.

I think maybe a lot of you don't know about it. Allow me to introduce you to this horrifically underused, underappreciated feature:

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276367721584.webp

Need a fix and just really need to see a video of someone getting shot in the head? Don't make a Request post. It's way faster to type "shot head" into the search bar (you retards don't even need to type full sentences...a bonus!), and see what happens:

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276368069308.webp

Now, it's not perfect, as you can see. However, there are plenty of videos on that list that satisfy what you're looking for.

Have that video? You know the one. The great one with the guy sitting in a vehicle vomiting blood? It's pretty great, huh? Bet you'd get a bunch of coins if you uploaded and posed that one. :yay:

Oh, but wait....

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/1712527637674244.webp

...let's type in "vomits blood"...

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276377051153.webp

As you can see, it's a popular video. Now that's not a problem. The problem is, there's one that was posted 23 days ago, which is less than two months (for those who struggle with such things). That means if you were to upload the video, it would be a repost. It would get reported, and you'd be a whiny, upset little customer about it. All this can just be avoided with a few quick uses of:

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276379959471.webp

Then you would know how long to hold on to the video, when it would be exactly 2 months old, and then you can post the video.

Let's see....say you're a retarded kid, and all you care about are the imaginary coins the site uses. You really want to know. No, you NEED to know how to get them. But wait! Don't make a post. Instead:

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/1712527639010888.webp

Let's get fancy and type in "coins"...

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276380341592.webp

Yes, there are other results in there, but your question is answered. Multiple times. One word in the search bar and hit enter. That's all it takes.

There are always exceptions and sometimes because dipshits can't title their posts correctly they won't show up in the results, but those are exceptions.

Next time you want to ask a stupid question, post a video, or make a request...please, please think of the search bar. It's quite often faster than making a post in the first place. It also saves the rest of us from seeing your stupid bullshit again and again and again. So, to wrap things up;

Want to ask a stupid question?

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276390501192.webp

Want to request a video?

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276390824497.webp

Want to post a video?

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125276391200702.webp

It's really not that fucking hard. Please stop being a lazy pile of shit, or else we're going to send Snappy to ass-rape you when you're trying to sleep.

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I don't think it's realistic to operate under the premise that more than a small fraction of WPD users are capable of rational or logical thought.

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I'm not reading all those words, get fucked

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I love this site.

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Hi. I'm new here so be gentle. I'm looking for a vid of a guy sitting in a car. He is vomiting blood. If you saw it was it the worse video you ever saw? If not what was the worse video you ever saw? Were you self harming while watching it and why do you self harm? If you don't self harm why do you think others do? If you want we can talk about it in chat. Could somebody tell me how to get coins so I can get into chat?

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i can answer all of these questions and help you get coins

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Nigga... 💀

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i can help with coins part

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Ok thanks. I'll send nudes. I'm a 56 year old balding out of shape dude if that matters.

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damnn i knew it i t was maa bad to talk with a fucking jew

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Lol. Random pfp the site gave me when I joined. Not Jewish. Sorry I wasn't a 15 year old girl. Maybe next time.

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125360861295044.webp

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Can you add a Google search bar for any questions not wpd related

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lmao

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I can feel the anger in this post

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17125871479931114.webp

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Such an innovative feature. I wonder when or if other sites will ever catch on.

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Half the people who reported this are u nder 18. No way they're over 18

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I'm 30 and I reported this :catmunch:

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Half the people on this site are under 18, mentally if nothing else. I'm getting the impression that admins have just given up on stemming the tiktok tides

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I mean if you report it to ths admins they're usually pretty good about booting the immature minors. The admins have a lot on their plate now with the huge influx of users. They're easy to spot, the minors. Usually overly aggressive, say shit they would never say to another mans face aka never been punched in the face before. Edgy af. I'm sure you've seen them on here.

I had made a comment about a friend of mine who took his life 20 years ago he was 14 at the time. Biggest mistake I did was open up about that friend. Everybody was pretty chill but there were some HUGE POS there. Imagine making fun of teenage suicide. Super fucked up.

@G-tix is probably one of the most fair mods I've met who has had my back in the past. He does a pretty good job monitoring these bags of shit who are new here. He also is scary good at playing chess if you play casually don't even ask for a game. He will wreck you LOL

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Jesus christ. I get into arguments sometimes but making fun of others deaths is too far. Hope you're doing good from that loss, man, it sucks

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Thanks for reaching out man. Yeah I've processed him passing long ago but at the same time not really.. if that makes sense. He was a great kid man. I was a freshman in high school at the time we were 14/15 years old.

3 immature pieces of shit made fun of my friend killing himself. 2 have been banned. @CleftKnee has yet to be banned. review his comments on his pf wall if he privates his pf I can screen shot you the shit he said. He said I should have put a candle in the hole in his forehead where he shot himself when i was at his wake paying my respects. The piece of shit even went as far to tell me my friend wasn't real. Can you imagine that? What a piece of garbage. You lose somebody so close to you go through all the emotions only for some nobody piece of shit online to tell you all the emotions and memories you have weren't real. I sent the other fucker my friends obituary which I was surprised to find online given he took his life in the early 2000s internet being new and all that. But my friend was Mormon and they keep pretty good records from what I've heard. Even after sending the obituary he still refused to apologize. Lowest of the low right there. I could send him the only non digital photo i have my friend Riley and he still would have some bullshit to say. Some people just suck and I'm surprised this piece of shit hasn't been banned yet but his day will come.

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Why am I not surprised Cleftknee is one of them?? He was just bashing young suicide girls. Completely inappropriate behavior. He def needs to go! ✌️

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WOWWWW KARMA IS SWEET! POS FINALLY GOT BANNED!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Wowwww what a bag-o-shit. I mean i was young once but who tf maKes fun of teenage suicides? I take some comfort in knowing it just wasn't directed at me. Sounds like he's a certified bag-o-shit all around. Thanks for comment 👍

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Yay he is gone?! Good. I hope we see him on here getting run over by a car

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Maybe, I just know of at least two posts that got reported to hell and back for being a repost and being made by what was obviously a minor (like you say, they're very easy to spot), and admins just deleted all the reports and kept both the posts and users. Maybe it's a bad apple, idk. It's hard to say for sure since we just see the huge tide of new kid accounts and don't really see the ones getting deleted or banned. I hope you're right though :nice:

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I keep clicking on the search function in the article, and all it does is bring up a picture! Where the duck is the search function?!?!

Also, can someone tell me where the coins are and what they do?!?!

Also hats…

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Some people want to request videos because certain videos are not titled properly and you may not find them using proper keywords

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did you know when you type @ into the USER searchbar, you'll find a list of the most famous users.

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True..

Found Kanye West and Alex Jones..

BFF now...

https://media.giphy.com/media/npuHP188QdL76BV7sY/giphy.webp

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That's amazing 😻

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when i find a gore vid on some other community imma search for it on here and then steal the original quality video and repost it myself and title it wrong so no mods can search for it if they ever decide to do a sweep of mass reposts

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Does anybody have a link to that post about using the search bar please I can't find it anywhere been looking nowhere and I am out of ideas

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i think you should make a new post in Requests so people can help you with this one actually

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But where do I find /h/request?????

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So is there a search feature or not? You don't make it very clear

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Good effort but 90% of what search would fix is intentional coin farming spam by new accounts

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This will sadly be forgettable after an hour, but thanks for teaching some of the newstrags 💀💀

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ironic

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Yeah... The other day I was looking for coprophagia, typed up "eat shit", and I was able to watch Nacy (fakesy ) Pelossi chewing on what seemed pig shit, chalk chalk chalk. Utterly gore.

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this is repost!

why didn't you https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/1712532959687392.webp

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It is a nightmare though when you search something, can't find it, make a request post, then no one gives you a good answer. All because the original poster couldn't title their video correctly.

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hot take, maybe people request things if they weren't available from a search in the first place :marseypearlclutch:

but that's probably too crazy to comprehend huh :catmunch:

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If I'm able to find it, then they're able to find it. It's because they didn't bother to look.

That's probably too crazy for you to comprehend, huh?

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god you've been such a fucking downer since i first saw you on this shitass site. i hope that the next time you pour up a bowl of cereal and you go to the fridge for milk, you discover that you ran out and need to go the store for more.

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Yeah, well, being a non-retarded adult can be a downer sometimes. Especially when surrounded by retarded kids.

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calm your tits mr. superiority complex, i don't think it's a flex to make everyone around you miserable :sad2:

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Awww

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17126063976362407.webp

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17126065724252377.webp

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You didn't read the post did you? Or maybe you're one of the people that are to retarded to search properly?

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eat my cock and balls, you can't even spell "too"

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I mean I've been using this site for like 3-4 years now. I don't understand how the search bar isn't common knowledge.

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A while back, I was thinking about this video where it looked like some black dude's neck was CUMMING just the most vile yellowish-whiteish horrifying substance. It was great.

All I could remember was someone blasting the poor guy in the gut with a shotgun and then the most majestic stream of bile exploding through his neck hole after another black dude's machete severed his neck.

I couldn't remember where it came from to save my life...but all it took was a search of 'machete shotgun' to find it. The SEARCH function is definitely useful and fuck you for not using it.

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Why can I not post? Please give me answer. Searching does not help me and everytime I ask I am ignored. Please, TELL ME WHY I CAN NOT POST EVEN THOUGH MY ACCOUNT IS HALF A YEAR OLD.

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It depends on where you're posting. Are you trying to post a video? Make sure its an mp4 and not any other video file, or if its an image .png.

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Wow you were bored weren't you? Lot of time on your hands today?

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i am NOT reading all that 🙅🏻‍♀️

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Exactly why i refuse to link the original post whenever i see a repost. I'm not about to do the work the poster was too fuckin lazy to.

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Exactly this :nice:

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TLDR?

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Try searching it up

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This would be a lot easier to read if somebody else did it for me. Also, how do you make a request post from a SouljaGame? I can't find it here. If possible could you make a version specifically for the SouljaGame device? God bless!

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Too long; didn't read

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Search... bar? Nah :marseydisagree: I'd rather make a post about a video I'm looking for (the video is the newest post)

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hi guys uhm do ne of u have teh video of <big ongoing event> lol want to see it like u know but its onlu been reposted 349 times 2day so i cant find it pls wud mene so much 2me thxthx btw what does effort post mean & why is their a red Belle in the top right thx all btw what is coins?????

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So if i keep making those type of post, will Snappy keep coming or one time deal? Ill pretend im sleeping either way. Can not wait.

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Ive searched "bit the curb" but found nothing, can i make a request post now?

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No, retard.

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/1712566027748298.webp

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Thank you

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I aint readin' allat :marseyfingerwords:

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Mixed results with searches...too few words gets too many unrelated results...too specific gets no results.

If a specific keyword is in the description or comments but not the title also no results.

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what is blud wafflen on abt

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Want to ask a stupid question?

Objection. I do, and the search function was not helpful. Therefore I demand you provide me an answer.

How many genders are there and why is it more than 2?

:brainletcaved:

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Let me know when you find out the answer homie.

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Hahaha., Bravo.!! iluvu man. Cheeers.

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Yeah but your gay ass outdated search cannot for the life of it find specific vids. Fix your search bar, retards

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Skidmarq 4 prez :nice:

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Now all we need to do find out a way to make people actually start using the feature

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This is interesting to know :marseyowow:

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I hope snappy gives them a bum thumping.

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Epic

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🤝

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this post is so real

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I've been saying this for a while, if blacks adopted National Socialism, we'd have literally no problems anymore, because they would understand that our races cannot coexist, it is against nature and it would be harmful to both of our peoples.

The inevitable conclusion would be Liberia 2.0. Send the entire African American population back to Africa as a conquering army, so that they can establish a National Socialist state there, supported by us until such a time as they can establish control of its bountiful resources and implement a system of eugenics to further refine what positive traits they possess.

The Hotep SS will march into the dark continent, more brilliant than the sun, and lay waste to the land that sold them first into slavery. What love should the African American have for the native African? Who was it who sold him first to the Jew? Who was it who slaughtered his people and put him out to market through treachery? It was the negro--but they can still be saved. The return of the prodigal sons of Africa will herald a new era of prosperity and advancement on the dark continent.

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Snappy, you're out of your element.

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Je pense que tu connais mal l'histoire de l'esclavage ! Commence d'abord par lire des livre comme celui de kalala omutunde ou cheik anta Diop avant de dire que les africain se sont vendu entre eux ! Notre seul et unique ennemi c'est le leucoderme européen, cette race a le droit de disparaître, au fait c'est l'humanité qui devrait disparaître ! La race humaine est tellement aberrante au plus haut point ! Cette planète ne doit pas exister simplement ! A seulement 8 milliards qui tiendra dans un seul pays voir une province de pays ils se font la guerre pour des choses tellement absurdes, ils ne conçoivent rien de bon et ne font qu'utiliser la technologie des autres dimensions et ils se croient évolué.

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C'est un bot.

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Un bot certes, mais un bot NS.

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