How to die happily! (elderly man has a heart attack while making sex)

Came and went.

"Just a last one before I die"

Bro died crazy

the way she stayed like that is crazy

us in another universe @Rezzza

She seems strangely cool with it.

Bro died for that nut

must be a heck of a pussy

Epic

she can now brag about how good her pussy for eternity

Vaccinated.

Is their bed in the kitchen?

The worst part is that was his sister! j/k

Hopefully she finished before he did!

I would rather love to die having tea over a sea side cliff on a nice sunny day.

At some point in his life the though of dying like this surely came through his mind and I bet he did realized as he was going down and maybe for a split second he accepted his fate.

What a lad.

just saying to all my twink users (mostly femboys) i would never die while having sex ; )

UHHH I MEAN

SPECIALS

NICE SEAFOOD SALAD $5.83

Spring Rolls $1.32 Each

Pie $3.32

Why did the lady stay there like she was expecting this to happen? Or was she reveling in her bed skill being like "Oh yeah, I fucked his brains out"

Are we not going to talk about why there's a bed in the middle of the kitchen? 😂

dude was packing

he came so hard that his soul left his body

Go Granny!

'A fuck to die for'!

what did he die of?

With my dick in my hand and my pants around my ankles. Post-death clarity.

did he get heart attack?

Is he coming or going???

viagra fs

Hes having a Hard time

Call me a manchild all you want but this subreddit is a joke.

Yes, I have come from /r/AskReddit, but that doesn't make my opinions invalid.

First, it's ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you're an oppressed group.

Your automod message says ‘scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think ‘scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.

I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the “discrimination” you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.

Second, I'd like to point out that people don't hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can't afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That's largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don't like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you're greedy and inconsiderate, you won't. Ultimately, I'm annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it's BS, but won't ever admit it.

Of course, y'all are very predictable. I know you'll call me a manchild simply because you don't agree with me, claim I'm only jealous of all the money you're making, and that you'll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub.