Death by sex machine

The deceased was an unmarried 32-year-old computer programmer. He was found dead in his bed one morning, having been absent from work the previous day. The bearded man was wearing tinted glasses lying in bed and with a masturbatory device strapped to him. Next to him was a portable cassette player and a spray can that contained local anesthetic. The earphones worn by the deceased were connected to the cassette player. On the cassette in the machine were the recorded sounds of a horse snorting. The video player was still on when the deceased was found. At the foot of the bed was a painting of a male, bound to the limbs of a horse by chains, being anally penetrated by the horse, which in turn was being ridden by a leather-clad female.

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WHAT A CREEPY FUCKING WAY OF DYING

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he was getting off to…horse noises? :marseyyikes:

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very nice that they described in detail what he was watching and listening to

yet not how he died which is what would interest me the most lol

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It was on reddit nsfl and it is said that he died from the inhalant. It was not the machine. "The anus appeared within normal limits." Is a quote I won't soon forget.

No information was given about that machine. SMH

Now my curious mind wonders if inhaling local anesthetic can kill in more than one way. Despite the technical information given on his cause of death, I have questions about local anethetic and it's effects the lungs.

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This is honestly the weirdest shit I've seen on here yet LOL. Like seriously horse noises?? Can't make this shit up haha

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Another WPD mod lost to porn disease.

@drownedcarcass will be sorely missed.

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"Unmarried computer programmer"? You can just say computer programmer. Adding "unmarried" is redundantly redundant.

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That description… wtf

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I want to see this painting wtf

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Pretty fucking hilarious amazing way to go 😂😂

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The fuck-

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Horse snorting?

https://media.giphy.com/media/mw4SmTy3LMDGE/giphy.webp

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" Readiing the description "

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/giphy.webp)
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Recorded sound of a horse snorting

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/JaNtIG4UnKzD2/giphy.webp)

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he was listening to what?

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That's definitely an interesting fetish

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what year was this that he couldn't download from a newsgroup

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wtf did i just read xD

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That's definitely a first for me lmao

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This is a new one. Gives classic rotten vibes. Wonder what the actual cause of death was?

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How did he die?

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Probably it's an autoerotic death.

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"the deceased"

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so many questions

...I DON'T want answered

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![](https://media.giphy.com/media/nIAUTFGeAzVIc/giphy.webp)

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:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

Snapshots:

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I wish he had died a more painful death.

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How come? Cuz of the horse shit? Yea that’s gross if. You know that type of shit is/was common in tiajuana

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Why? Unless he actually fucked a horse at some point, he didn't do anything wrong. You are allowed to have your own thoughts, even the immoral ones

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