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Here's my cat

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As a Cinese, I can tell this isn't genuine.

You should fry up your cat for real though. They are delicious. Not as good as poodle or monkey brains, but definitely better than spider on a stick, nahmsayin'?

Tip: to achieve the right flavor, don't use salt. You must use MSG to get it right. A little ginger, garlic and brown sugar won't steer you wrong either.

See what I did there? 'Steer' lmao

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No

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ok, this one gave me a laugh. Take my upvote lol

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YUMMY

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Yall are retards, thats fucking beef

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cant beileve they fell for it and gave that guy coins by downvoting

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AYE MATE BARBIE TIME

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ARE YOU GUYS RETARTED THIS IS BEEF🤦‍♂️

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NOOOOOOOO :marseysoycry::marseysoycry::marseysoycry::marseysoycry::marseysoycry:

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Fucking kill yourself

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I think you were eating the wrong animal, this looks like skank to me?

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lmao https://media.giphy.com/media/ODofCyJUSRoDBH8lKe/giphy.webp nice one

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CHINA

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Who tf eats just the meat?

Where is the rice, vegetables and side dishes?

You're a horrible Cook

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Did you give him a name already? Becouse I would call him either Roast or Beef...

edit: I fucking suck at making these jokes...

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Finally good /h/pets post! Fuck this flair, fr :marseylaugh:

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cute cat bro

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No wonder this got so many downvotes, I mean, where are the side dishes? Some fries? Creamed corn? Come on brother step your game up...

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كسمك

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Ur real physcopath

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:marseystalin:

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People DO eat cats, so

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Man that is steak

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BRO U CANT EVEN COOK!

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poor cat

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Shut up newstrag

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It's a joke

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Looks delicious!


𝕽𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝕺𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜

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All the hypocrits be eating cows, pigs and chicken but hell no if someone eats a dog or cat. I don't eat them but logically it is just hypocritically.

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16983589064155803.webp

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It's not that. Animals like Cats and Dogs are predators and mostly carnivores. Predators are lean compared to prey. There's very little fat on all these predators. This is the reason livestock is consumed the way it is. What do you thing cavemen did? Try to hunt a sabertooth and die or rek a pig and eat it? It's just evolutionary. Besides, dogs are a man's best friend and are ready to sacrifice their lives for their owners. Cats on the other hands are well.... cats, and they're cute.

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Agree

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Tbh I don't really care what people eat as long they are not doing something degenerate like eating their own shit. Go cry about "it's none of your business!" all you want.

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That's either brisket or steak

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Oopsy daisy your cat is not a meal!!!!

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her name was daisy

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I am going to adopt a pony and kill it

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Chillax, CAtPEELER

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Chill CatPetter

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Aww so cute! 🥰

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Oh… 👀

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Barbie 🤪🤪

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You're underage.

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:marseycry:

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Я надеюсь это неправда... Мне очень жаль котёнка

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Was your cat made of beef?

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Mate that's fuckin raw

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Girl dinner<3

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which one? those look like fuckin labia flaps

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Im guessing your girl is a whore and has danglers. Her bad. Gotta keep it tight momma or you end up with some guy talking about your flaps on wpd. #Beefcurtains

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Very popular in Vietnam, China, Korea, and Taiwan! Dog too. They don't have 'rescues' in these countries, they have 'potential nourishments'.

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It's still meowing poor twat,cook it properly

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Spit on it

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juicy pussycat cold cuts.

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Looks like shit, present it nicely and I would even try cat. Even though like rabbit I think it would be a bit thought, no? 🤔

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Who let him cook

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That sentence has 2 different meanings..

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Looks delicious 🤤

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bro is your cat a cattle? at least put some effort in your bait post, i've seen a better bait on /b/ than this bs

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Motherfucker

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oh!

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marsey, no !

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Yum 😋

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yummy

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You did not …

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Bro 😭, don't play with us like that.

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That looks raw.

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I hope you hang yourself

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Stfu

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Chill out. :marseyscooter:

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kys

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What the fuck

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guys, u all forget what this is for a side u watch here. here are so many stupid and mentally ill retards. I am not sure this is a joke...

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Chinese peopooo is sad.. not fried!

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/16964415244208527.webp

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was orange?

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Bro thinks he's in Shenzhen

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:#marseyforevertiedup:

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man's raking in the coins.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/qNim5n3m3uU9QzAWO4/giphy.webp

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noooo!!!!

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YOU DID NOT PLEASE TELL ME ITS A HUMAN BUT NOT A CAT ….

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NOOOOO WHISKERS

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How can you be upset him eating a cat while we all eat cow?!

are you crazy?

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NOOOOOO

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AT LEAST FUCKING COOK IT

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noooo poor cat

https://media.giphy.com/media/2aw9gwZlltbdX92b4w/giphy.webp

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RIP Cat :(

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Aww, how cute

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OP is about to be a star of a WPD video.

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Yummers! :marseylickinglips: :marseybeandrool:

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it does look nice but also its disgusting because its the cat.

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Kys mother fucker

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KILL YOURSELF

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