Ahhhhhh, the Ever lovable Wood Chipper. Scourge to Neighborhood Aural Tranquility. Ever Been Sleeping When Tree Trimmers Fire one of These Babies up at Your Next Door Neighbors House?...............Sorry, I Digress. Looking for Videos of Someone Being "Mistaken" for a "Branch" or "Log" and Being Fed Into a Wood Chipper. Accidents are Commonplace on Industrial Sites & Unfortunately Wood Chippers Lack the Mental Capacity of Distinguishing a "Branch" From a.....................Well. you Know.
For Some Strange Reason This Sites Moderators Have Been Deleting ALL my Video Requests. Post a Wood Chipper Video before They Throw This Request Into the Wood Chipper as Well.
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Don't know of one, but guessing it would look similar to being sucked through a jet engine
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If you set up a camera I'm sure I'm not the only person on the site that would oblige by kicking you into one
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Funny joke posts aside, I’d actually be quite interested in seeing this.
Bonus points if the victim is a politician and he’s chucked in feet first.
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There was one posted here quite recently of a dude getting his leg stuck in one stamping wood into it
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Thanks but that sounds like only a minor flesh wound. I'm interested in seeing a "rainbow of red" as the wood chipper does it's thing.
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I believe saw I the photo of the aftermath, I don't think he got out of it quick enough, half of him was backspaced.
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Fair!
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Freeze the body first
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