Machete vs. gun

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Hm. That guy has a machete, basically useless at a distance. I have a pistol, extremely effective at medium range. How should I proceed? I know! I’ll get close enough to him that he could potentially fuck my shit up, then I’ll start shooting!

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How did I know how that one was going to end before I even started watching?

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Wild guess?

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sometimes when i use a machete to cut cactus i get scared of how fast and clean it cuts through and i just stop doing yard work. i really looked at a cactus and thought “that could be me”

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Fallout New Vegas

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He thought it was call of duty where the guy with the melee weapon has the advantage...he didnt swerve and slide tho

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Well. That’s fair

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:#marseybear2:

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