all hail plex
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Plex... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left watchpeopledie and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WATCHPEOPLEDIE, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Plex.βΊοΈβ₯οΈπ«Άπ»
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Could someone please explain this....
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Im with you.... no idea whats up with my boner
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That's definitely not good ππ
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Relationship and mental issues exposed on wrong forum.
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Damn I just had to miss it!!!
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plex is our new god, you shall praise him at all costs.
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Blindly? I'm in.
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Me too
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yeah but what is Plex? use your words
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You would have to be in chat to understand it
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HEIL PLEX
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HEIL PLEX
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who the hell is plex
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God bless the fucking weirdo block button...
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I HAVE UNBLOCKABLE HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Relax princess, I did the same thing that every single fucking being in this world does. Ignore you, itΒ΄s easy.
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This post should not be in "Social" category... but rather in "I'm attention whore"
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I fucking dominated plexs asshole last night. And the night before that. And the night before that. His poop chute is so fucking loose now he needs to wear diapers.
LET US ALL HAIL PLEX'S LOOSE ASSHOLE
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i hate my name
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Watch Plex's Dick dot TV
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P
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PLEX !!
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Dude looks like a future mass school shooter
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Keep this going, i enjoy the energy!
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Thank you cocacolaman!
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174 downvote is crazy
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Did it for the moneeeeysss
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100% pork salami
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πβ
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Imma take a man sized shit in a woman sized bathroom just to get ye in trouble
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Fool I do that daily
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Smash
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Did plex dieded?
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i have no idea who this guy is, butt i want to have sex with female plex
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What the fuck is this shit? Making fun of mentally ill people ain't cool at all. Boo your face.
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I dont know who plex is, but for some reason my dick is getting hard while im taking a shit.
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I love him πHEIL PLEXπ
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my hero
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plex is my loml
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I leave the site for one day and @plex has become a demigod.
Nice.
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so hot as a chick
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This right here is why inbreeding is strongly discouraged in civilized societies
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This site gets worse every fucking day.
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Help
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context!?
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Who is he am I supposed to who who he is?!
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Stupid post
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Wat is this
if two mind readers read each others minds who's mind are they reading?
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Just farted for plex
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WTF??
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This looks like a "Revista tΓΊ" cover, but instead Selena we got this dude.
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Not a kangaroo court at all. Imagine if Professor Dumbledore had used Avada Kedavra on one of the students who had misbehaved, then in his defense used the argument that "well it doesn't matter because the student had drank a whole lot of Alihotsy Draught before I used Avada Kedavra on him. How credible do you think a defence like that would be and how would Hogwarts (both teachers and students) react if he was found not guilty because of it?
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the trve savior of wpdπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
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the hottest M.I.L.F on this website
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https://www.plex.com/
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Google plex on Google... you'll get a googolplex and blow your mind.. literally... with any good caliber!
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