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Grandma gets fucking launched down escalator

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I think she got launched because she was holding on to the cart so tight. She could have just let go of the cart

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why did she go on an escalator with a shopping cart ?😭

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in spite of god and challenging the laws of physics

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Senile.

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I'm gunna make the assumption she was expecting a flat (no stairs) escalator like you see at airports sometimes, I refuse to believe she was really that stupid.

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95% of the time its not because theyre stupid, its more like dementia or other old people stuff that makes them forget or not know whats going on. If they were stupid they would not have made it that far lol

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Proof that with age doesn't always come wisdom smh.

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lmao fr

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Alright this shit funny asf

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This should be the newest Tik Tok trend.

See if you can convince BOTH your grandparents to 'ride the escalator.'

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What was the thought process..

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the way she flipped forward reminded me of wheelchair guy from happy wheels...

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All those little warning signs right at the entrance to the escalator and the bat still tried to use it with a cart anyway.

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That boomer era lead poisoning finally caught up to her

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17138210221461143.webp

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All those years alive just to die in such a stupid manner

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I mean she was probably already in the living with arthritis/constant pain, constantly pissing/shitting myself phase anyway, so it's kind of a win-win: she doesn't have to endure that life any longer, and the WPD crowd gets a hilarious classic to memorialize.

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Will we all enter the constant pissing/shitting phase eventually or is it just for a selected few?

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Haha silly old bitch,😂

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Old people are one of the greatest dangers to society.

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so are kids, mental impairment, am I right

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(Sonic spin sound)

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She held onto that trolley which such a level of determination, i wonder how many times shes done that before and it worked. My guess is she'd done it once going up and it probably with a bit of luck worked. She came back down to terra firma with a big crash.

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DAMN SHE FLEW

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A spare!

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They needed the cart escalator like in some Target stores.

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17137849314987047.webp

When I was 12 i sat in a cart while my friends put me in the cart escalator. I could've died and ended up on Bestgore. We had just watched Jackass. I emerged unscathed. Then we thought about skateboarding down it but couldn't figure out a way to make it work safely so we left.

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Moron

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Survives both world wars just to die like this

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Martha Short, 83, died August 29 after an accident involving her shopping cart and an escalator at a Nashville grocery store.

https://www.standavislaw.com/blog/2012/september/nashville-woman-dies-in-supermarket-accident/

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Skill issue ngl

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Imagine living 83 yrs to die this goofy ass death 😭

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For real; imagine everything she lived through

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LOL

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In short, she died.

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atp its natural selection

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GET HER IN CONGRESS IMMEDIATELY.

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What was the plan?

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I enjoyed how she briefly goes for the hand rail

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If I could ban you I would.

This screed is a bunch of nonsense, I assume.

I didn't read any of it, but the amount of words is unacceptable.

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Why tf are people downvoting a bot lmao like did you really just get offended by a computer

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That was genuinely fucking hilarious.

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I can't stop laughing and I hate you for it. Very angry upvote! 😡

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You can't stop laughing at someone pointing out this is funny?

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Reddit tier comment

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That was fucking hilarious!

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https://media.giphy.com/media/eATWCcfBZ31Sg/giphy.webp

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Exactly my first thought

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YUCK. I can't believe you people watch this stuff.

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"gorehater" on a gore site :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist:

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Womp womppppp

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Typical of the comments to be disgusting

Poor lady must've been senile

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Yeah she senile. She forgot to suck my dick before she went to the mall

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What the fuck?

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You started it

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Funny cus I don't think no woman would want to suck your dick https://media.giphy.com/media/ISOckXUybVfQ4/giphy.webp

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Want in one hand, my dick in the other and we'll see which gets full first

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Exactly. I've had relatives who end up like this

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Damn man hope they alright now

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