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Grandma gets fucking launched down escalator

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If I could ban you I would.

This screed is a bunch of nonsense, I assume.

I didn't read any of it, but the amount of words is unacceptable.

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Why tf are people downvoting a bot lmao like did you really just get offended by a computer

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Poor grandma

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She prolly a old old pink racist i hope she landed on her pink monkey ass head lmao

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How miserable you must be in real life. What a sad person you are.

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Im just being honest shit. Yea im miserable u gone donate me some money an i will stop

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Money doesn't absolve misery my dude. You need Jesus. Being honest? You don't even know the lady how the fuck can you give an honest opinion about somebody you don't even know? You must be like 12 years old but still even then... wow fuck your life. Be happy bro and stop being a racist little taco

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why are you acting high and mighty on a gore site. we're all going to the same layer of hell.

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Just block the idiot.

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Just block the idiot.

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Dolores Umbridge ahh bitch i hope she got it real good

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Lololololol

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https://media.giphy.com/media/eATWCcfBZ31Sg/giphy.webp

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Exactly my first thought

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Man I'm hoping against hope that that's a stunt double doing an action scene and not an actual old woman. That headfirst over the cart move is freaking insane and escalator stairs aren't exactly a soft rounded cushy landing.

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Nah old people are really like that.

Yet we still let them drive as they use a walker to get into the driver seat.

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I think that's a real old lady - and, yes, the idea of falling on those sharp escalator edges is very cringy.

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Definitely. Makes my head hurt just thinking about coming down on one of those.

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It's usually other parts of the body that contact the stairs when falling down escalators.

There are a bunch of videos of people sliding down the space between escalators, and they often hit the barriers placed along there to stop people sliding - and it often launches them onto the escalator stairs on one side or the other.

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d283749120fe0c89&rlz=1C1GCEA_enCA822CA823&sxsrf=ACQVn0-aubk1L11rx-v4q1tFQKMogPlN-g%3A1713753429482&q=sliding+down+escalator&tbm=vid&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwif_ZWD5dSFAxXc4skDHYK5CZ0Q0pQJegQIEBAB&biw=962&bih=462&dpr=3.99

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Funny you should say that because when I replied above with the 'head hurt' remark, I was thinking to myself "head ? Jesus - just barking your shin or landing on your forearm on those edges would be royally freaking painful !"

Can't believe these cretins sliding down the tube escalators - I guess a dozen pints makes it seem like a good idea at the time.

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A clip from the new Jackass movie. Knoxville dressed in an old lady costume?

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I'm gunna make the assumption she was expecting a flat (no stairs) escalator like you see at airports sometimes, I refuse to believe she was really that stupid.

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95% of the time its not because theyre stupid, its more like dementia or other old people stuff that makes them forget or not know whats going on. If they were stupid they would not have made it that far lol

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This should be the newest Tik Tok trend.

See if you can convince BOTH your grandparents to 'ride the escalator.'

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granny going out in style https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17137534498924053.webp

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What anime is this?

XD

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Still saying XD sounds like No Father Syndrome

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🦧

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Senor Parkour champion from the 2024 X Games.

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😂

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LMFAO R.I.P OLD GRANDMA 🤣

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Haha silly old bitch,😂

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Old people should just be banned from life forever lmao

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I don't wanna say that grandma deserved it, but…

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I don't want to laugh, but that's fucking funny as hell. Like a Benny Hill moment. That's why grandma shouldn't be on her own anymore, dang

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Well... That was hilarious

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She picked the worst possible option at every opportunity: tried to take a cart down the escalator, chose to hold on to the cart instead of letting go, decided to hurl herself over it instead of leaning back

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Soooo is she dead? >_> She even put her hand on the rail last minute, which makes me wonder what, if anything, she was thinking 😬

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Dementia

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(Sonic spin sound)

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Martha Short, 83, died August 29 after an accident involving her shopping cart and an escalator at a Nashville grocery store.

https://www.standavislaw.com/blog/2012/september/nashville-woman-dies-in-supermarket-accident/

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Skill issue ngl

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In short, she died.

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LOL

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Imagine living 83 yrs to die this goofy ass death 😭

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For real; imagine everything she lived through

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YUCK. I can't believe you people watch this stuff.

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Womp womppppp

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"gorehater" on a gore site :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist:

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Grandma nooooo

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All those years alive just to die in such a stupid manner

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I mean she was probably already in the living with arthritis/constant pain, constantly pissing/shitting myself phase anyway, so it's kind of a win-win: she doesn't have to endure that life any longer, and the WPD crowd gets a hilarious classic to memorialize.

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Will we all enter the constant pissing/shitting phase eventually or is it just for a selected few?

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Wasnt this video on yt way back Then?

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seeing elderly people get hurt is sad because they're unlucky to recover :marseysingletear:

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if only there were warnings on the ground directly in front of the escalator to not push a cart down it

actually this one makes me sad. old people make bad mistakes a lot

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Usually there's a pole in the middle to prevent this if there are carts on the same floor.

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Ole granny never seen one of them before :marseychingchonggrandma:

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Grandma is now ready for the fucking Olympics!!!

GO GRANDMA!!!

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It's Nashville, one of the most backward cities in the world: escalators were probably introduced just last year.

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Not gonna lie, it caught me by surprise and I laughed at how ridiculous it looks, like a Jackass stunt guy in an old lady costume, but I do feel bad for the woman, she should have been chaperoned because I don't think she was herself anymore.

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That was genuinely fucking hilarious.

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I can't stop laughing and I hate you for it. Very angry upvote! 😡

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You can't stop laughing at someone pointing out this is funny?

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Reddit tier comment

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