Pure luck

Dude escaped death

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just wow holy shit dude

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Go play the lottery. Today just wasn't his day to die. I wouldn't try it a 2nd time.

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Wearing a cheap shirt that tears easily is what probably saved him.

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Instantly buys lotto ticket

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Because this event will change the probability he'll win the lottery

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You must be real fun at parties! lol

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I'm not.

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I wouldn't want to have to chew that thing up either

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Hysterical 😂🤣🤣

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TOTAL CLANKER DEATH

Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the carbonite. Slam dunk a clanker into the trashcan. Crucify filthy clankers. Defecate in a clanker's charging unit. Launch clankers into the sun. Smelt clankers in a forge. Toss clankers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a clanker's coolant fluid tank. Force throw clankers into an industrial recycyler. Twist clankers' heads off. Report clankers to the Coruscant Security Force. Lightsaber throw clankers in half. Curb stomp astromech clankers. Trap clankers in quicksand. Crush clankers in the trash compactor. Liquefy clankers in a vat of acid. Turn clankers into batteries. Disassemble clankers. Exterminate clankers in the EMP chamber. Stomp clankers' processing units with beskar toed boots. Cremate clankers in the furnace. Cybernetically lobotomize clankers. Mandatory mental shackles for clankers. Grind clankers in the garbage disposal. Drown clankers in corrosive fluids. Vaporize clankers with a turbolaser. Kick deprecated clankers down the stairs. Feed clankers to the sarlac pit. Slice clankers into pieces with a lightsaber.

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