Today, for all readers, I will teach you a forbidden dark art. An art so dark, I literally learnt it off an anprim nazi dude. This is the dark art of how to make farting noises with your foreskin.
BEFORE YOU READ: Check to see if you have a foreskin, check for any potential foreskin stealers. Do not circumcise yourself before this guide, you will never want to after.
Now, we will begin. The first step is to pull your foreskin away from the penis, so it sufficiently forms a hole and space for air to fill.
After this is done, pinch the end of the foreskin and push the air bubble down, until it slides under the remainder of the foreskin.
Finally, retract the foreskin fully and listen to the farting noises it produces.
You can do this infinitely, you can do this anywhere. You can do it in public, at your wedding, in the light, in the dark. The only thing stopping you is a lack of foreskin.
So teach the world my friends, the dark art of the fourfartforeskin...
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I want to pin this to the front page so badly. This is so important.
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My foreskin guide will touch hearts and enlighten minds around the entire site with or without
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What hath this site become?
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Better.
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i’m a girl and i read this all
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respect
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Man I wish I had a penis for times like this.
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why does this have -24 its fucking AMAZING!!!!
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as somebody with a vagina i have to agree this tut needs to be shared
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Before I start experimenting on my own dick, is there a video of this??
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Trust me it's safe, if your not pulling your foreskin like it's a rubber band it should be fine
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Imma show my friend...
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This is simply the best post on WPD ever
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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you archived a cock diagram lmao
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This should be on a very different website..
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You can restore your foreskins skincels ;)
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everyday I curse der jude for what he did to me.
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Doesn't work
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Tested ✅
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I have discovered that I am able to fart even without using my foreskin. Or my penis. It's almost magical.
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With your hands? That is possible too although harder to perform
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Thanks so much! Very useful information! 👍
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I knew this before this post,its kinda addictive
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my ex does this constantly
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why did you break up with such a man of talent
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I'm so glad i came here today
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