Rescue mission fails: normal dude manages to jump over the air mattress (another angle in pinned comment provided by @plank)

angle #2:

it seems lots of people jump from bridges in California, so it's difficult for me to even find the damn story =/

Retarded cops had all the time in the world to forcefully pull the guy back and save his life, but left everything up to the air mattress, as if it was magically impossible for him to jump around or over it. Good job, guys.

What do you mean by normal dude?

"Jump over" would be a better way to say it. With this title, i thought he was going to bounce of it and die this way (which would be kinda hilarious, ngl).

Guys guys we are the viewers, should we discuss this?

Did meth granny say "sheeeeesh" ?

I'm glad there was viewer discussion of this normal dude

Yeah just a normal dude, wasn't the usual abnormal dude we've seen before. Great observation.

If ya gonna do it, you need to go higher or risk life as a vegetable

cant help but laugh reading the title thinking whats "normal dude" gotta do with it. Then you hear "its a normal dude!"

Im gonna go grab a ouija board, gotta recruit him for my swim team. good lord that form was amazing

He was committed to completing the task at hand. Perfect landing to do the most damage at that low of a height.

Shit title.

Nah man how can you miss that

Nice jump, poor form. 6/10.

That is NOT a normal dude

Lmao, the best luck, like a Benny Hill suicide 🥴

A++ dive

Dude really did the Minecraft fall damage sound

He only jumps on Serta memory foam smh

"Suicidal man jumps beyond inflatable safety cushion to pavement."

they had one job 💀

How the fuck did he miss that bruh

Is it only me or did his shirt switch colour after he had landed?..

Dude could have been a professional diver that's some top tier form

Coming up in MSFS 2024: Rescue suicide jumpers with Helicopter from bridge

So baaaaaad, he probably regrets not aiming for the mattress

show me one video where they succesfully save a suicidal mf with an air matress, you cant, that dont exist

OohH Its A NOrmAL dUdE

Stuck the landing perfectly

Title is confusing. Should be “Just a normal dude manages to jump out the air mattress.”

When was this?

That was a parkour stunt, he was completely fine. Notice the skill with which he executed that perfectly timed forward-roll just after his skull made contact with the pavement.

What's a “normal dude” lmao

Boink

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I didn't think a guy that picks such a wimpy height and makes a production out of jumping could be so based?!

I've never seen a successful swan type dive on here before. Usually whenever people jump they kind of spin around in the air potentially fucking up the landing but I think that was actually instant death on impact.

The guy sits meters away watching from his car and shouts like he's involved

Ummm, no, that is not a normal dude.

Honestly the cops were stupid for having the mattress be under the bridge at all, because life isn't a video game and you can't change direction midair. And the man just wanted attention or he wouldn't have waited so long to jump.

He did not jump out of the mattress, he didn't even hit it, what.

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

“Viewer discussion”

Who's the retard?