(Possible CW) Happy guy jumps out of a building :marseylaptopangry2:

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lil russian bro forgot the outro song

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Broo he literally said "I love you all, bye to everyone" poor guy

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that bitch doesn't love nobody, he wouldn't have done it

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Bro,you think someone loves you either if you say things like this? :marseybutt:

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Human terminal velocity, the maximum speed attained during free fall, is estimated to be approximately 56 m/s. However, reaching this velocity requires some time, and the speed experienced varies with altitude. Notably, it takes roughly 3 seconds of free fall to achieve 50% of terminal velocity. From the moment their feet leave the edge until impact (excluding speed of sound considerations), the individual takes approximately 4.8 to 5.2 seconds to hit the ground. This suggests that the person likely attained a speed of about 28-30 m/s (approximately 62 mph) upon impact.

Considering the time and speed at impact, we can calculate an average speed of around 25 m/s.

Consequently, with an average speed of 25 meters per second over 5 seconds, the individual fell approximately 125 meters, equivalent to roughly 37 stories.

*Edit note: I mixed up the story and meters calculation!

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Crystal clear math. And I mean the meth kinda crystal

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Would you like me to show you my calculations?

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no, give me meth recipe instead :marseybean:

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I didn't need that information but thanks anyway bro :handshake:

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:marseyaward:

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You might be 36 cm off due to the time it takes for sound to travel ~125 meters

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Dein lehrer währe stolz auf dich

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Erste deutsche denn ich hier sehe lol

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achso

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seid hier die ersten die deutsch sind hallooo

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Ihr seid nicht die einzigen.

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Not sure I trust the sound of impact there, it sounds edited in

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I hope he will be happier there

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he was happy that he could finally find peace

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The smash, damn. :sad:

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He was born happy, he died happy

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sad, he died like it was a yt outro or some shit

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This really says a lot, hiding ur sadness is easy but when you finally commit it all comes so clear :marseygiveup:

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HEY THAT'S MY VID >:(

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The song :(

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Was he happy cause he was gonna die?

or Was he gonna die cause he was happy?

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I've heard once that really depressed people sometimes suddenly appear super happy and elated, right before they commit suicide.

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Damn

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Some suicidal people don't look sad at all, or is it some? I know that suicidal people are the ones that don't looks suicidal, so make sure you know everyone around you and care for them and be nice to people because you might be the reason for them to do such thing.

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A fallen angel basically... Damn...

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"Fallen angel"? You know nothing about him. Just because he's dead doesn't make him a fucking angel.

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bro is a hater lmao, i've seen 4 comments on this post that you left either starting an argument or correcting someone on something. get a life

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A fallen angel is an angel that has been kicked out of heaven. Not to mention he committed suicide.

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either i'm stupid or your comment makes zero sense

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My apologies, it was meant for @Gutsack

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bro is the nicest person on wpd

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Fuck you.

I'm sorry, I've been working on myself...

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Telling someone else to "get a life" while attempting to be a keyboard hero. 🤣

Irony.

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implying that someone doesn't have a life while having made 3 other comments correcting people over arbitrary things. 🤣

irony.

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Not irony. Better grab that dictionary.

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if mines not irony, your's isn't either

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Thanks for the downvote. Keep em comin.

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you know i'm right :)

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Again, incorrect. What you did was ironic. You were describing hypocrisy. Which doesn't bother me coming from you.

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https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17056334429125326.webp coward

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reposttt

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,,nice life'' ,,but do you want to live a happy life?'' ,,NAAHHHH'' fucking falls backwards with his arms strechted out like a Roboter

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I need someone to do the math to calculate how far he fell 🤣

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gravity is 9,81m/s^2 and he falls for 4 seconds. so 9,81 x 4 = 39,24.

he fell around 40 meters, or 12 storeys for you americans/bongs.

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I could suck your dick right now (or eat your pussy if you're female) for doing that math for me 🤣🤣

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wait im stupid, that just calculates the velocity he builds up in that time

distance = 0.5 * gravity * time^2

0.5 * 9,81 * 4^2 = 78,2 meters!

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Human terminal velocity, the maximum speed attained during free fall, is estimated to be approximately 56 m/s. However, reaching this velocity requires some time, and the speed experienced varies with altitude. Notably, it takes roughly 3 seconds of free fall to achieve 50% of terminal velocity. From the moment their feet leave the edge until impact (excluding speed of sound considerations), the individual takes approximately 4.8 to 5.2 seconds to hit the ground. This suggests that the person likely attained a speed of about 28-30 m/s (approximately 62 mph) upon impact.

Considering the time and speed at impact, we can calculate an average speed of around 25 m/s.

Consequently, with an average speed of 25 meters per second over 5 seconds, the individual fell approximately 125 meters, equivalent to roughly 37 stories.

*Edit note: I mixed up the story and meters calculation!

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thanks for fact checking me, i have the formula for calculating it written down somewhere but just did this off the top of my head so something was bound to go wrong

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Great now i cant get that happy song out of my head its going to take a while to forget it.

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Real

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"Before I kill myself, I'd just like to acknowledge the traditional custodians on the land in which I kill myself on, and pay my respects to elders past present and future"

What he said, probably

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Not me awaiting the splat at the bottom

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Why bro look like he haven't hit puberty :mersya:

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Bros got the drip

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According to the freefall calc he would go 257.3924' in 4 seconds. https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7aD1zsNcOG26N9fy/giphy.webp

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people who kill themselves with a smile on their face are my favorite kind of human beings. i hope the dude's in a better place now

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I hope he is okay where he is now.

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well at least he was happy.

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That was a long assed fall.... What he fall on, a truck? Damn...

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Happy guy?

Have you tried one of those?

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BELLIGOAL

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Not yall calculating how hard he fell 💀

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Bro forgot outro song

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Why was he dressed like the Hamburglar?

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aww man:/ rip

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An idiot who thinks he's Spider-Man

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Fun fact: despite falling from a tall building, he died from cringing at his own behavior

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Fake

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People in 9/11 be like

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Your ignorance is showing.

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Ok 🤷🏽‍♂️

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They suicide because they think their suffering will end, it just started, every single one who suicided will live forever in hell because of committing suicide.

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That's a fable, the reality is that his body will decompose and his atoms will be recycled for something else. He may also be cremated, in that case the body quickly turns into ash, water, and gases.

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Satan has you fooled, also.

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How do you not fall down more?

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Hell is a manmade concept, and is fucking childish to believe in.

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Satan has you fooled.

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Get back to church, clown. Go worship your man made god, and give your tithings to the child molesting church.

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Refer to previous comment.

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Your willful ignorance is strong. Thanks for the downvote. You realize downvotes help the person youre downvoting, right? Haha And I'm the fool.

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Unless you kill yourself claiming you're the son of god and you're doing it to save humanity from it's sins or something. Any more convoluted myths about the afterlife that you know nothing about you'd like to harp on about?

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