Full Video Of Probably The Worst Subway Suicide Ever (with aftermath)

“they see me rolling, they hatin”

Note to self:

If ever considering suicide, make sure proper planning is put in place as to avoid dying a slow, painful, agonizing death.

He spun around like a fucking beyblade

Wow, he rolled and he rolled and he rolled..

How are they even removing him? In all seriousness

did he try to grab that guy?

Why traumatize people on their way to work.

One of my fav video.

The good samaritan tried to save the guy but made it worse. While spinny boy put a show for everyone to see. All that for free. Kinda delayed everyone metro but it was expected from the beginning. He got properly fucked.

Why didn't he jump head first? Unless he wasn't intending on killing himself and he just got knocked over somehow bc of how fucking crowded that subway station was.

Ew that lady biting her nails

Defjam ffny subway special

Of course you can! Just wear a button that says "I'm a ginger, not a racist!" and maybe a cute etsy

anthropomorphized stick of gum that says "Big Red", you definitely need a rainbow button, because rainbows (duh)! And maybe hand out business cards that read "Roses are red, Italians say grazie, just because I wear red suspenders, doesn't mean I'm a nazi!" And I don't know if you're male or female (it really doesn't matter) where you wear your red scrunchie, as long as you as the one holding it! Ala . Winona Ryder in Heathers! Remember kids, Teenage suicide, don't do It!

Look in all of those random thoughts above, I'm trying to say don't let those fuckers take anything from you! Unless your thing is white sheets, swastikas, oh and the most important part, that you're also a complete and total vile stain on humanity, you're probably going to be okay!

Buck up little camper!

xoxo

lc-

Snapshots:

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)