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Note to future jumpers - please tie your shoes on as tightly as possible. If duct tape or zip ties are handy/nearby, use them as well to secure all footwear against accidental jettisoning.

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Thanks, I will be gorilla glueing my feet to my shoes

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Why would they care about their shoes after lmao

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It's more along the lines of the least they can do for those they leave behind to clean up their messy corpses.

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