CHILD WARNING Person tries to save suicidal 13 year-old girl on top of a mall, fails epically - May 11, 2024

São Paulo, Brazil

No news article for some weird reason, but here's what the source said:

This afternoon, May 11th, a girl threw herself from the terrace of the Trimais mall in Tucuruvi!!!

The girl threw herself right after I entered and I could see her falling, I found out that she was 13 years old. Right when I entered I saw her alive up there, because I was with my mother and she pointed to the girl and told us to go up there.

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Looking at the giant FRIES I notice they are inflatable. I believe those fries are used by emergency services to cushion the fall by suicide jumpers.

If you turn the volume up loud you can here someone shouting “you're a ketchup, so jump into the fries like a naughty tomato”.

I read the article on this. And the person who ran up to her wasn't trying to save her, they just wanted to eat the giant fries. And I can't blame them. I would LOVE to eat giant fires. Can you even imagine what they taste like?

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Bro, come on, make your stories more believable.

Someone WANTING McDonalds fries? And not eating them out of mere desperation? C'mon, pal.

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some people like having diarrhea

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Just eat those weird chocolate things then.

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That's the diarrhea

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Why have a stab at the original joke and then say something so painfully lame?

Many of us enjoy the fries

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Many people enjoy a lot of garbage things.

Shit mentalities like that are why Big Mouth and Family Guy lasted a dozen seasons.

https://i.watchpeopledie.tv/images/17156976027525773.webp

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What the hell is this nonsense?

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invite the family for giant mc french fry

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