Chinese student jumps 28 stories.

Belly flop!

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His ass cushioned the fall, he's fine..

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He’s Asian. He has less ass than Hank Hill.

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And a narrow urethra, too.

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Makes all the difference.

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Right? I bet cumming with a narrow urethra is kinda like turning the little brass nozzle all the way to the right before misting a small house plant - like, where it’s so fine that it just looks like heavy coastal fog.

It’ll either be like that, or like one of those ultra-fine jets of water that they use to cut diamonds, haha.

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Apparently, though, it will not generate enough lift to slow his descent.

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