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Shit man, one of my all-time worst fears is being in a plane crash. Just being so out of control of my circumstances - which is part of why I’m here, to see tragedy unfold, and learn how I can be more in control. I never used to be such a nervous flier, but then I fell in love with what I was doing, got famous because of it, married my best friend, bought a house with two dogs, ten tarantulas, and a scorpion named Extra Onion, and not only did I suddenly have a lot more to lose, but a lot more people who would be so immensely hurt by my death. This isn’t a flex, and I mean this to be every bit as semi-tongue-in-cheek, as much as I really do mean it— flying never used to scare me, and now I hate it because of what might happen to everyone I love if a sudden tragedy were to unfold - which really sucks, and I wish I could undo all of it, if ONLY that meant just traveling for fun again, instead of needing to get wasted before I get on an airplane. I dunno when this crash happened, or if it’s recent, I haven’t checked, but RIP to everybody on-board, because fucking hell, man.. UGH.

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To be honest, I'd be more worried about the scorpion.

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